Show t It Cynical al Notes i I I. I I II I Ars longus est I 1 1 CYNICAL CYNICAL NOTES NOTES- The Cynics can hardly contain themselves let alone write a n col- col yum Here it is this week which is rush week and election week and the Cynics arc are just as busy as a pair of putting on the old glad hand stuff S a r HEARTS SHAVING YING The Cynics recently read the following following following fol fol- fol- fol lowing communication in Betty Blairs Blair's in the Telegram Dear Miss Blair Somehow or other I am not popular popular popular pop pop- ular with my men friends I know I am pretty and I have nice clothes but all the girls In my set have more invitations than I. I What can I do to become more popular G. G S S. S C. C C Now Miss Blair answered the question but the Cynics fear she muffed her shot There can be but butone butone butone one answer an and Miss Blair did not give that one Use listerine That's the insidious thing about halitosis net even cven your dearest will tell you about ita it a a r rTH TIT Tn ELOQUENT PROFESSOR One of the noted history profs was describing the meeting of Grant Gran and Lee at yourself Spell-it-yourself courthouse Says he He came Lee in all the glory of a full uniform uniform uniform uni uni- form to meet Grant who was at attired attired attired at- at tired only in an old and faded Union suit The prof was referring to the hardships of war no doubt a a aTHE THE JORDAN RIVER ANTHOLOGY OGY Professor Hoopla When I was in college I was very prominent I belonged to a good fraternity and I many honorary societies And held a lot of student offices When I graduated I was torian Now I am a professor and teach uninteresting classes And try not to give brothers broth broth- ers undeserved grades But I am still Each May my name heads my fraternity's fraternity's fraternity's frat frat- page in the year book And my name is a fetish used in rushing s r a Now that Kathleen Kaye has gone to the News from the Telegram the Cynics are thinking of deserting the They have already received flattering offers any offer would be flattering from the Sugarhouse Times and the Ogden Standard Examiner |