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Show A Compromise. "You look seedy, old chap," said the bachelor to the married man. "Anything wrong? Income tax' Durst boller7 Measles?" "No, Just a little domestic worry," the married man answered, knitting his worried brow "You see, I wnnt the hall door painted red, and my wife wonts it to bo painted green And now we hardly speak to each other" "Why not compromise?" said tho bachelor Tho married man cried "Good Idea!" and hurried off Next day they met again "It worked splendidly!" exclaimed the married man, in reply to the bachelor's bach-elor's quorj "I told my wife your advice, and she ngreed -t once." "Weil, and what color Is the door to be painted?" asked the bachelor. "QreMi!" said the married man. |