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Show Overdoing It. Borus (wiui bus Just submitted manuscript) man-uscript) You, don't like It because It's somewhat facetious. You forget that "a little iionsense now and then U relished rel-ished by the best of men." Nnggus Yen; but, blame It, Bonis, this Is nil liuiisense'. Lost. First Married Woman Did your husband really lose lifs heart over you before jou married? Second Dlitu ifeellnglyi I fancy he must have done so; at nil events. I haven't seen iin,llil;ig of Vt xlnre. Cx change. Firmness. Jones Dear me: You say you often lay down the luw to your wife. How 'do 'you Bo about It? Bones Why. nil you need l llrui-ncss. llrui-ncss. I usually go Into my study, lock the door mid do It through the keyhole. key-hole. " ' He Went. She What are you thinking of. Mr Borley? He I was thinking It wnn time to go home. She Now. here Is the difference between men nnd worn en: I, arrived nt that conclusion long ago. nnd you have only Just worked It out. Sized Up. "A innn Is known by his works," declared the irrepressible talker, who wns addressing n Inrgtf nnd enthusiastic enthusias-tic audience. , "Yours must be n gns works." shouted shout-ed a rude, uncultured person who occupied oc-cupied a bncl; sent, i Quick Change's. Duughter There Is only ono thing more astonishing than the readiness with which Ned gnvo up tobneco when wo beonme engaged. Mother What is that astonishing thing? Daughter-Tile Daughter-Tile rapidity with which ho took It up ngilu ns soon ns we were married Secret nf Alpine Accidents. Half nu hour's Interview with a physician previously to essaying n mountain ascent would have obviated nmny a cnsualty duo ostensibly to mis 1 placed footing, but renlly to cardial. lesion aud cuidlue failure. Loudon i LquceL 1 Mixed Pickles. I The renowned M, Btonltz ouco wrote i frim Purls to the London Times, "La Llnerte Is oue of those, amphibious Journals that, waiting to"1 seo which wiiy the wind blows, sometimes unex- pectedly turn the scnlo." Literary Digest. Di-gest. ' i i |