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Show JUST FOR FUN. ' What some mon, manages til mistake mis-take fob u clearcoiisclonco," snld Un clo Kben, "Is merely loss of momory." Washington Stnr. Mrs. Illghup "Your husband has changed so that I didn't iccognlze him," Mrs Illaso "It Isn't thnt, 1'vo j changed, husbands." Puck, -,. . i "Nature knew what sho was. 'doing when sho deprived fishes of n yoco." "How do you ranko that out?" 'Vvhat if a fish had to cacklo over every egg It laid?" Toledo llhide. . ' M I In front of tho sporting goods shop window "Say, mother, I've been' l-riiyltf for a pair o" skates foyqvr so long. Don't you think we'd better stop here an' get them nn Biive (Jivl tho trouble?' Life. ' V Deacon Flint Jane, If I die Twlsli you'd marry Deacon Skinner. . Mrs, Deacon l-'llnt And why, Amos, Deacon Flint Wall, Abe Skinner beat me on a boss trade once! Puck I Husband (excitedl) ) "My dear, this ladies' tailor you employed says In this note, If I do not settle your bill, ho .will bring suit promptly." Wlfo (carelessly) "Don't worry, dear. That man mnkes yo unit i weeks. He novor did bring1 suits i promptly." llaltlmore American. , , im m am |