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Show HOW HE AWOKE ON TIME. Procured Sleep on Installment Plan, With No Riik. A party of traveling men wore at breakfast hi the liotul cfo. "1 ought to bn lialf way to Wanhlngton by this time," remarked ono, "but I've missed tliu early train. Forgot to leave n call ami overslept." "You'ro easy," chipped In another. "I liavo a scheme for getting mo up nt tho rlRht time that is Infallible. It's simple, too. If I'vo been up wltli tho boys to t a. in. ami must catch a train nt C o'clock, I lie down on my cot with a shoe In each ifond. When I drift Into slumber I'm suru to drop ono shoo and tho bump wakes mo, 1 equip myself with both shoes again and repeat tho performance. In that way I really get Bleep on tho Installment Install-ment plan und am nover In danger of missing connections." Philadelphia Record. |