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Show WAS A POOR ADVERTISEMENT. Bald-Headed Barber Could Not Sell Bottlt of Hair Restorer. It was in u barber shop near tho (rriinil Central station. Thero was a man in one of tho chairs getting a fhave and the artist In charge was performing tho operation leisurely and silently. It wus not until the last vestige of hirsute obstruction had succumbed suc-cumbed to the razor's edge, and tho patient's face had been sopped, wiped, witch-bnzelcd and powdered that the barber deigned to open his lips. Then, running his fingers through the hnlr on the top of tho man's head, remarked remark-ed Innocentl : "Hair Is getting thin. Got Just tho thing for It. Glor.ii Ilalr Restorer. Stimulates tho roots of the hnlr. Warranted War-ranted to mako hair grow on a bll Hard bnll. Fifty cents a bottle!" Having delivered himself of this, ho placed a bottle In tho hands of tho man In tho chair for Inspection. The mnn glanced at tho bottle and then at the head of the barber, which was as bald as tho aforemontlonod bllllara ball, and asked: "This must bo whnt ou uscd?" Now York Press. |