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Show TOO GOOD A LIAR. Why Acquaintanceship of Long Dura Hon Was Severed. "Oh, j es, I know tho plaintiff verj well," said n witness recently in a daniago suit. "I used to visit him at his shop everj day and swap lies with blrn." "Used to?" queried tho examining counsel, "what do jou moan by that?' "Just what I said,"' retorted tho witness. wit-ness. "I used to go there." "Oh," said tho nttorncj, "jou don't visit him any moio? Did jou linvo a foiling out?" "Well, not oxnetly, I Just quit going there " "Tell tho couit why," said tho attorney. attor-ney. "Well, Tudge," said tho witness, scrowlng himself around In the chair and facing him "Ho told mo onco he had a brother who could jump forty feet Into tho nfr and remain up for twentj seconds" |