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Show WILL IT RAIN On June 1st? Weather Man "No," Conditionally. The recent weather has alarmed some of the enthusltsts and filled their souls with (head that It may bo raining rain-ing on the all eventful day. Tiik 11k-1'Uiii.iuax, 11k-1'Uiii.iuax, ever alive to the Interests of those whose kindly forbearance permits per-mits them to occasionally read Itscol-limns, Itscol-limns, has made a stienous elfort to get Into communication with tho weather man, and has done so with the following lesult. Editor IIki'uiilican: Your anxious and solicitous Inquiry in regard to the possible condition of the weather on Juno 1st has reached me, together with fervent prayers from others of your beautiful city Interested In the celebration on that date. To be frank, It was my Intention to give Logan and Cache county one of ,tho severest soaklngs on that dato that was ever tho county's portion, but noting your representations and the strenuous efforts of Tiik Hkiuiilican to accomplish one of the ends aimed at In giving to Logan more than its share of rainfall on this date, 1 feel that 1 can do nothing less than submit gracefully and give to your naturally charming city and hospitable Inhabitants Inhabi-tants one of those soft balmy days possible only In such a climate as Is yours but on eight conditions: First that your city will rid Itseir of tho dirt aud refuse hi gutters, on tho streets, In back yards, behind barns, and clsewheic, that the city may bo a credit to Itself and a source of pleasure pleas-ure to the many strangers 1 can sec on their way to your gates.' Second that on Satuiday, May 28th, thecltl.cns tuin out in responso to your Mayor's call and Improve your cemetciy as much as Is possible In a day. Third That on Monday, May :io, the clt i.ens again goto thecltvof the dead aud place on the graves a profusion pro-fusion of the beauties naturo has given for such purposes. Fourth That all resolve to support the Business Men's Organisation when completed. Fifth That the physicians really unite and maku a success of that "General" hospital. Sixth That tho movement for a library or leading loom for young men (Cont Inucd on last page) Will it Rain? (Continued from Flit Page.) bo supported loyally without a single objection. Seventh That It bo resolved to have a Logan band forever, let the cost bo what It may. Eighth That all resolve to appreciate appre-ciate the local newspapers. On the fulfillment of these conditions condi-tions will 1 gladly renounce my original origin-al Intention to visit you in a stonn on June 1st nor will I abate ono' Jot or title from tills decision. People who will not help themselves are not worthy the consideration of the weather man or any other man, so it merely remains for the citizens to do for themselves that they may have their prayers answered and desires gratllled. With best wishes for June 1st, and a hope audi trust that your intelligent people will make It possible for mo to do that which Is my Inclination Incli-nation even against my sense of duty, I remain most truly yours, JTiik Weatiiku Man. Its now up to tho peoplo to do or have June 1st a miserable, damp, dark rainy day. Are you equal to tho emergency. |