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Show ', .. Modern Football. The applicant for a place on the 0ol-iFKivfooilmll 0ol-iFKivfooilmll team waspmt3t,lirt)uga iMtrtlaiSwcW ofShWitlSrtt: jSAS-Ninotop,n. ,," . n slp.-AVclgM'i' 'iAl I A. Hundred and sixty-four. Q.KTUiekles hard? - - - K . ,A.-riijftin)(,iaclft.',l)6iJer plate wltir 'cm. k Q.-ttood biter? "' A. lllta'ivlion'jiplke In two. K Q.-Oood kiiker? , A. lClckirniah's'liing out. H 'Q.-AVhat wouldyou do If you wprc running toward' the 'enemy's goal with the ball and their crack player tackled you? A. I Auiuld tlirdw'the ball to niy support, after which I would tackle the tackle. r Q.I'lcasc cxplahu n . r. ) ' 1 A. -1 wold' place W tight arm junder-hlchiii-aricpmy efpver Ills Unccsjtr'icn iSvotiliVbendhKbaclx over mi-4ight knee until his spinc.cracke'd, aftcr'wlijch'l4 woum jtftri'p'rip'arid down on himhvlth, my spikes. ;,' , L Ho-Mbuld I'Jo'u CftnusJ' hfm wllile'rlOlhgthlsV ., (I , $ ' i: l4'oulrlT)erm,lC hliri to chew my my thumb. . - J . Q. Suppose you found yourself the jiimlcr, man hrajpiieupV ' ,' ' "J A. I would cat my way out. , Q. How woud you tackle the heavy-weight heavy-weight tackle? A. I would Hist buttahola through his vitals, and befoic he recovered from the shock 1 would pick him up and throw him over thqyrantl stand.' Q.-Suppose you wcr, defeated In doing tills? A. Then I would swallow tlie ball stand pat, Q. What are the three cardinal in-dlspensables in-dlspensables of a football game? A. A doctor, an ambulance and a hospital.- , , Q. Anythlng'elsc?' A. A funeral. Q. You cherish no personal ill feel'; Ing against tlie membeis of opposite teams? . A. Not in the least. Q. I understand that you know nothing of the technical points of the game? A. That is true. Q. That will do; please sign here. Boston Tost. |