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Show U A PRIZE DREAM, jB A Sinlthlicld gentleman, after having saturated himself with 1 nil the Information obtainable concerning the Hki-ujimoan's cstl- vi mating contest, went to bed and dreamed, and has seen lit to im- mortallzelilsdrcamlnver.se. For fear of being annoyed by enter- II ' prising managers, the author desires his name kept In the back- U ground. The gentleman diccmed as follows: I lie drew a Studcbakcr Wagon, he mi And his one old horse were In agony Q For the nag couldn't pull It; a bachelor e'en Kj Pounced onto the prize of a Sewing Machine. Ej A Trip to St. Louis drew Haby Malonc, HI Hut she was too young to be sent there alone; t And deaf Susan Sharp got a Hell Oraphophonc, f. Hut her tympanum trembled not unto its tone. The Sideboard was sent to a servant named Sorcagc, t And he'll be expected henceforth to pay storage. f Phil Field gained the Photo and softly said. " Dang it! p In all my dominion there's no place to hang It." V 1 1 Is said that old maids very rarely use oaths, tf lint Miss Mary Normandy drew a Man's Suit of Clothes; V And a bald-headed baker will never forget His luck in procuring a line Toilet Set. f A nd Tom In the timber, where he always burns wood, t Drew the Two Tons or Coal-so his friends understood; ' And one who drinks water, with no other wet, Was duly presented with a Silver Tea bet. And another Just like him, exclaimed with a groan, jj They brought me a bag of the Rest Coffee giown. ! A lovely young lady, tall, tender alid Scotch, 9 Came Into possession of a Gcntleiiiiin's Watch. And her sweet little sister, with soft, sandy hair, Found herself the possessor of Gent's Undciwear: And a Jolly cow-puncher, called "Hatllcsnakc Pat," '; Was bedecked in the beauty of a plumed Ladv's Hat. ! Hut sad was the lot of the man with the gout, I For the Shoe that he drew he could never wear out. V ; J Notice. There will be a meeting of the landowners land-owners of the Smltlitleid Irrigation District held In Central school house, Smlthlleld city, Utah, at 7 p. m. on the Hist Monday In December, loo.t, when the Trustees will present their annual report to the landowners of said district, and for tho election of a board of trustees, a secretary and a treasurer for the ensuing two years. Also to determine the rate of tax for tht ensuing year, J.P.Tooi.son, Pros. W. F. Harper, Sec Smltlitleid, Nov. 24, 100:t iit:t Christmas is Coming k, And as usual so arc wc with our FREE GIFTS. LOOK AT OUR OFFER 50 PrUes Absolutely Free! With eiery 25c Purchase of Fresh Meet at Retail, a Coupon Ticket Will be Given Entitling the Holder to a Chance on the Following Prizes: Prfce Number. Pritc Nmber. j 1. FORE QUARTER CHOICE XMAS 12-21. LEGS CHOICE XMAS MUTTON. REEF. 22-30. CHICKENS. 2. 100 POUNDS FLOUR. :ll"- 2lbs- ALL PORK SAUSAGE. 3. ONE MUTTON. C' A 2.r,0 COUPON LOOK. 4. lOlbCANIIOMERENDEREDLARD A CfiPrtal Pri7P Of $3.00 in Gold; will 3. 2 TURKEYS. Jl optima I lit bo given to the holder n 7 two mmiTFi ? rtiniriF vir fs f Ul m1!'81 n.limbc1, lrawn' ?'& forBet, tick- o-(. iwu HUbiibLb OHUJUh All Lbb. ets will be given only for Cash purchases, at 8-9. 5 lb. CANS LARD. retail, and no ticket given for any purchase mo Twn-PAriKAGVs; rum ni;iv? less than 23 cents. Drawing for Prizes will ll-io. J (HAOlAi,J'.i) tllOICh ltAlbliNb take place December 22nd, at 3 o clock P. M. The Stockton Meat Market and Grocery Phone 56k A. BATESON, PROPRIETOR. 5 Main REMEMHER It will cost you nothing for the tlckccs, but will bo Given Free with every 2.r)-cent Purchase. One Fare Plus two dollars to Chicago and return, re-turn, November 27, 28 and 2li, 1003, on account of the International Live Stock Exposition, via the Chicago & Northwestern Railway. (The only double-tracked line between the Missouri Mis-souri River and Chicago). Three through trains dally. For tickets and information apply to local agent, or C. A. WAi.KF.n, Gcn'l Agt 200 So. Main St., Salt Lake, Ut. Unique Menu. In the boarding department of the N.J. A., Miss Kathcrinc Smith, the preceptress, arranged the following follow-ing menu for the turkey dinner Thanksgiving. Thanks-giving. Can you figure out whether the diners were fortunate or not. "Some hae moat and canna cat. And some there be that want it. Hut we hae meat and wc can eat. And sac thi Lord bethankit." MENU i conns:. Puosretsyo. h couksk. The sick man of the nation. The name of a river, an Irish woman's wo-man's beverage and the tive little pigs that went to market. A late President of France. A foot atlliction. Something that grows In a marsh. A nerve tonic. Two of a kind. Well or badly brought up. A goat. in COUKSK. A parent, a Latin preposition and a covering for the head. A woman's name and a term used in arithmetic. IV COUKSK. Helonging to a well, a lelatlvc and mixed up type. A crow's call, and a lawyer's payment. pay-ment. v COUKSK. "Said tho squirrel to the mountain If 1 can not carry forests on my back, neither can you crack a nut." To lift and a small English hotel. FURNITURE IS DOWN! in prices! In many lines there is a decided cut on tegular figures. This is new, handsoms and well made FURNITURE and must not be compared with the cheap kinds. It will do duty for s-:vreal generations genera-tions os a family. This partial list will show how we have changed prices. 3 Splvcl Row Rack Dineis 05c 4 " " " " 7oo High Rack Diners UOcand up WM. EDWARDS Furniture and Carpet Dealcr-MA1N Dealcr-MA1N ST. LOGAV. FREE! FREE! FREE! November 30, ISt at 3 p. m. we. BH& give away ab- hB you nothing SmllmmmWmZ more than a fv,-mmWJ1mW trip to our lraStef store . , . &y fltniW We show this wonderful stove 'In operation at our store Tor a week. Any adult can secure a ticket by merely registering his name. At 3 o'clock p. m. on November 30th tickets tick-ets will be drawn by a committee appointed ap-pointed and the number drawn will secure the stove provided the ticket Is presented within twenty minutes after the drawing. If not, subsequent drawings will lake place Immediately until the stove Is awarded. Call at once and get your numbered tickets and see this wonderful stove In operation opera-tion at our store. The exhibit Is absolutely free, as is v -also the award of the stove. Re on JMPf hand with your ticket at three p. m. ""- November 30th. It may secure the . stove. M. C. EVERTON I 23 W. 1st N. St., Logan, Utah. THACHTER OPERA HOUSE December 2nd H. C. WHITNEY PRESENTS mm mW aPIWMB yiijjjPf"M B jmmmw&- m$mWM T lLf V VIA IBH ms :dHyn,'T idmmmW .. A If-slfx-l iHKH B BBKwl'PBK; . nI IkI BBlfl B mmmmW'fJ.mmmw ,!- JiV A - A '" BBlfl BBl mmmmmmmmmii&&X6i Mmmmmmmmmmmmmr I Bf1 1 Mmm Bfl Bh bbm bbbbbbk-X Bbbbbbbbk' 1sbH -wi u bIbbmBb . 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