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Show Rug Selling Up-to-Date. Tho possible customer You elate this Is a genulno Turkish rug, do ou? The Wily Dealer EEt oes true, ma-darao. ma-darao. Zee rug Is very genulno Turkish. Turk-ish. The Customer It looks old and ragged. rag-ged. Just see that stain and these holes!" The Dealer Yes, madame. Zat eei te proof. It aho.w sat ze rug ecs vaiy genuine Turkeyrug. Look, madame. What you call ze stain ess powder burn, and all ze hole are bullet hole I Vary genuine Turkey rug, direct from ze icat ot war. Only ninety dollar, madame. , Tho customer promptly softens and oay the price. |