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Show His Chops. tH "Here, waiter, I ordered two lamb H chops and can't find but ono." H "Iet mo seo, sir. Quite tmn. Ah, H I remember now. I passed tlii open H door nn' th' draw ft tnUBt havn lilowed H It away, sir." H "Bring mo another waiter, and this H tlmo don't forget tho windshield nnd H tho safety net." Cloveland Plain H Dealer H He Never Drank Any Panther Jules. H "A good many yea.rs ago" said the H Arkansns citizen, who was showing H the tourist from tho north around the H nelghboihood, "Iheru u.is a wildcat M distillery up that 'ere rocky holler." H "What sort of ah! product," In- H quired tho visitor, "was obtained from mU the distillation ot wildcats?" jH |