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Show Looking to the Future. Tho beautiful lady consulted her attorney, and was received with bows and smiles. "I am glad to tell you," said the legal gentleman, "that your breach of promise suit has already produced results. Tho defendant has offered to compromise by marrying you." "That suits me," declared the beautiful beau-tiful lady. "I'd rather do that than stand a chance of losing a suit. Well, you have done beautifully. What do I owo you for your services?" "'Shall wo say $500?" "We shall not That Is altogether loo much." "Well, I'll tell jou what I'll do. I'll cut that bill In two If you will promise to retain me when you sue for divorce." Cleveland Plain Dealer. |