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Show WOULD TASTE AS SWEET. Saildwlch Under Any Other Nnmo Easier for the Waiter to , Spell. A busy man hastoned Into ono of tho quick-lunch "enftays" that aro popular In a portion of tho elty, nnd, nfter smiling at tho blonde whoso duty it Is to ring up fares on tho cash loglster, called to the colored waiter; , "Bring-mo n sandwich and a glass of milk, and bo quick about It." Tho son of Ham boltod nwny nnd quickly returned with the desired food nnd drink. "dive mo my check, quick. 1 am In a hurry." Tho waltor pulled out a pad of paper and a pencil nnd began to scrawl several weird hieroglyphics on the popur. In i espouse to tho sharp, "Come, hurry lip," the waiter made a final tlesperato attempt nnd banded the man a check on which was writ-ton writ-ton "Ono pl(?co pie. ono milk." "Here," said tno guest as ho deciphered de-ciphered the characters on tho slip of paper, "1 didn't order nny pie. "I know das, boss," responded the abashed waiter, "but pie nnd sandwich sand-wich ants Jos' do same, and I, enn't spell Bandwlch. ' And tho blondo cashier smiled sweetly as she Invited tho man to call again. |