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Show NOT LIKE KANSAS. M You can't lose l.tusas at any H turn of tho road. Hi r people aro as H quick with their wits in tho big H marts of civilization at they tiro H with their scythes and moro danger- H ous blades on their mu've heath. H Senator I'ltim of Kansas got H away with a (inthamitc some years H ago at a V .tldorf-Astoria dinner H given to a Kansas delegation by plu- ' H (oerats with axes to grind. H Tho fish course presented itself in H tho form of a mammoth salmon (ouchant and rampant amid its H garniture. H "You don't have fish liko that in M Kansas, do you, senator?" asked tho H New Yorker. H "No," drawled tho westerner. "Wc don't need 'cm. Tho Lord H knows whero to send brain food."" ' Philadelphia Bceord. HH |