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Show His Impression. Mr. While Tell mo. Undo Itufus, how did you feel when that savage catamount Jumped on your back as you wero coming through tho woods in tho dark and began to claw and rend you? Uncle Itufus Hunk Uh-well. sah; toll yo' what's n fact, thankee; I 'lowed 'twuz niiih wire yo see, I was uh-clttln' homo dess a little bit antiquated anti-quated fiim do lodge o' do Cullud Knights mid Shlvvy leers, and muh tiach'l s'plclon was dnt do lady had got tired o' waltln' and come to meet me. If I'd organized dat 'twuz a catamount cata-mount dnt had mo by tho back I reg-gin reg-gin I'd tilt bo'11 skeored plumb to death; but, thlnktn' to muhse'f 'twuz nobody but muh wife, I dess breshed do vaunlnt aside, accawdln' to muh custom, and conio uh-bogln nlung home, happy In muh Ignunco. Puck. |