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Show Cross Purposes. JIarshall Wilder telU of an elderly lady hi Cohoes, who, besides her deafness, deaf-ness, experienced much trouLIo with fulso teeth. Consequently, she was deposed to regard this world an a vale of tea) a. A neighbor, passing hor house ono day, beheld the lady sitting at tlio window, wearing an expression ex-pression of more than usual gloom. Thinking to cheer the unfortunate one, the good-hearted neighbor screamed at the top of her voice: "Qooi morning, Mrs, Blank. Kino weather wo'ro hav-Inn." hav-Inn." "Yes," replied the eldorly lady, "but I can't oat with 'em yet." |