Show I 0 ED CO-ED PEP PRODUCER ER I WRITES JAil ARTIClE By Drue Gaby 15 Once upon a long longtime time ago I dolled me up in a new velvet et frock and a chic chapeau to go to Logan for a feature on the Thanksgiving game as the coed sees it I mention the duds I wore because it snowed wet snowed wet mirthless snow And ours ouis were open bleachers Clause Lause l-auS l one for a sour dis dis- dis position Mere Mer m man n cant can't know one- one half balf the sickening sorrow of a ruined gown own On top of th that t there was no turkey nor even tables h in town to tuck ones one's feet under And in any other than war times to give thanks on rolls and pie out of a bakers baker's shop Well shop Well its it's too much Mere man even can feel for me here And so cause two for fora a w worse disposition It was vas a miserable day miserable day miserable and n muddy and maddening For we lost ost that game Also a certain handsom handsome hand- hand som some ome god campus the the of-the campus had his nose I broken I remember we girls could not decide whether he lie should have it set et Roman or Gre Greek k So you Jou see it was pretty rott rotten n all al of it But tb the I trip rip home homeI home honie- I found myself on the homebound train rain with not a semblance of an idea for or that story A publishable one I mean Once on however and Well and Well material abounded for a whole flock of coed opinions Parmelee wouldn't give me space to togo togo too go o into detail concerning that memorable memorable able return journey And hes he's a wise little ittle old editor for I did just that before be be- fore ore and my story went big So big that hat Goodwins Goodwin's Weekly and the A. A C. C Student Life took It up to bark at so o big that outraged threatened threatened threat threat- ened to mob our Dramatic Club which inopportunely was scheduled to o play to them the following week so big that several of the profs invited me onto their respective carpets to talk things over so big that it burst into nto print under a flaunting double double- column caption caption by by Drue Gaby fatally fatally fa fa- fa tally following to fix the awful responsibility responsibility re re- re No protecting camouflage camouflage camou flage lage about that The blame dangled not over the fair head of any coed Well Well THAT THAT was my initial pep story Now as an anold old grad giad Ive I've been asked to write another Age has bas wrought in in in- me conservatism conservatism conserva conserva- and pep long since ince gave wa way to properness ness Knowing these things your editor has generously extended me a welcome opportunity to le recreate create a campus impression of myself through b the medium of dr yet another Drue by Gaby story In hi a second generations generation's generations generation's generations generation's gen gen- gridiron I want to say this That tomorrow there shall BE DE no cause for sorrow nor sour dispositions For first therell there'll be fine weather And second let us have turkey turkey nut but that however thankful we may be is is' a amere amere amere mere second consideration THE GAMES GAME'S THE THING As a matter of record Utah concedes concedes concedes con con- cedes to the but one g game me in every evory ten years And old grad that I Iam Iam Iam am it hasn't been ten en years yet since the farmers harvested their crop of winning points in the game I mentioned mention mention- ed above I care not about this storys story's going big But the crowds crowd's going big And the games game's going big And the big end of it is going to be bagged by bythe bythe bythe the boys who battle for the Crimson I willingly assume full responsibility ity for this prophecy A coed assumption assumption assumption tion to be sure but mine any coeds coed's coeds coed's yes and every coeds coed's WERE WE'RE GOING TO WIN THAT GAME TOMORROW DRUE |