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Show A Lone Widow's Appeal. A lone widow in Henry county, Missouri, Mis-souri, sends the following plaintive appeal ap-peal to her local paper: "Dere Professor Pro-fessor Editer, I would like fer you to putt in yer paper a notice for a husband hus-band fer me. I am 38 years old, have clothes and there will be no dentist bills fer my teeth air all ok. I kin cook a stake, wash deeshes an grace the parler fine. Also player on the acordeen an' have had two husbands. They air ded but there graves air green an tended to all on account ef me. Any lovin man of wait over 120 answer please. No dude3." |