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Show IMUKIS 8?liEBA3f ' Circumstances Alter Cases. " Maud I was so delighted to have met . you again yesterday after all these years, but er really, I felt rather hurt that you didn't introduce me to the gentleman who was with you. Mabel My dear, I don't consider him the proper sort of a man for you to meet. - Maud The idea! If he's the proper prop-er sort for you Mabel O! I can't help it; he's my husband. A Great Truth. "What we need in politics " "Yes?" "As I was saying,, what we need in politics is " "Well?" " is less politics." "Fact! You're right!" Oh! 'inv Mr. Tongue Yes, they were married mar-ried secretly. The bride's father would'nt give his corent, you know. Dame Gossip Real? And who was the groom? Mr. Tongue Why, it wasn't the groom.. She married the coachman. s f ""f-T The Testimonial He Wanted. "Gladys," said Chumley to his mannish man-nish sister, "I've done so much for you you should write me a testimonial." testimon-ial." "A testimonial?" "Yes; you might say: 'Dear brother, once I was a timid, delicate girl, but since using your collars, shirts and ties I have become a new woman.' " He Walked Back. Pat I say, Mike, phat makes thlm legs aw yours so sthumpy? Mike Faith, an' it wuz brought erbouth by a sudden sthop In me travels. trav-els. Pat Phoy, how wuz thet? Mike I rode oop in a balloon wan toim an' walked back, b'gorry. Fatal Slip. He Does your father go to any watering place in the sumraer? She Certainly. You mustj have for-eotten for-eotten that father is a milkman. The Subject He Liked pest "You talk well on the subject in which you are most interested," said the impertinent girl. "And what is that?" saidj the man, - smelling a compliment. "Yourself," said the impertinent girl, demurely. 1 , Ecclesiastical. '-; Canrch Do you think he is a well-proportioned well-proportioned man? Gotham No; his lungs ;are awaj out of proportion to his brains. |