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Show Money is a' great lever; also it ia a great leaver. The bear that walks like a man i3 cot walking cut of Manchuria. Herr Most is not all bad. The officers offi-cers certify that he was good in jail. A Paris doctor says that corsets cause appendicitis. But men have it. The latest cable dispatches indicate that Abdul Aziz of Morocco has ab-dulcated. ab-dulcated. We value our friends for their sterling ster-ling qualities, but like them for their weaknesses. Mrs. Thaw explains that the Earl of Yarmouth is getting nothing but a bare living out of it. A school teacher is a person employed em-ployed to give parents five hours of peace and quiet per day. It is net what a man thinks, but what he thinks he thinks that determines deter-mines his mental status. Judge The best way' for the amateur gardener gar-dener to plant peas is to plant them canned. Then his crop wron't fail. Consuelo, duchess of Marlboro, is now the remarkable possessor of two fathers and two mothers, all four liv ing. In addition to his other shortcomings, shortcom-ings, Pennell was an arrant coward. It took him two years to commit suicide. sui-cide. Whispering is permitted in the university uni-versity of Chicago, but Prof. Triggs reserves the right to do most of the talking. China's new minister was accompanied accompa-nied to Washington by forty-two Chinese Chi-nese diplomats and a car load of Oriental Ori-ental rugs. A scheme for the division of Turkey Is under discussion. All the powers are objecting to the piece that has the sultan in it. The man who is most loudly concerned con-cerned about the welfare of the country coun-try is usually the one who does the least to prosper it t . The world jiaesn't grow old; it renews re-news its youth with every springtime, and laughs at time and change forever. for-ever. O happy earth! The record of philanthropy for 1902 -includes public gifts amounting to more than $146,000,000. And still the rich are not impoverished. It must have come easy for Adam :When he wished to flatter Eve. He ; could call her the fairest of her sex without bothering his conscience in th& least. A Kansas paper gives merchants a little gratuitous advice about how to succeed in business. It advises them "to work like Helen Advertise" whoever who-ever she is. ' It is calculated to make one cynical when he reflects that the people who write maxims on "how to win success" for the newspapers don't draw over $18 per week. Ten Chinese boxers are reported to have lost their heads. Unlike the American boxers, the far eastern sports foolishly allowed the loss to become permanent An English medical Journal says that appendicitis and other diseases may be caused by allowing liquor to stand in glasses. The moral is simple. Don't let it stand there. A medical journal cheerfully announces an-nounces that "lettuce is an absolute preventive of smallpox." Well, as between salad and vaccination most people will declare for salad every time. Don't be discouraged. Mr. Morgan, who is 66, has made most of tig fortune for-tune of $28,000,000 in the last six years. And you know the proverb ays: "What man has done, man may do." It appears that a large percentage of the American people are attll Interested Inter-ested in professional baseball. The great beauty of baseball i that a lazy man can thoroughly enjoy It without exercising a bit. Two centenarians, one aged 111 and the other 103, have just died in England. Eng-land. Over here we say of a centenarian cen-tenarian that he may have seen George Washington. Over there they say, "He lived In live reij-ns." |