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Show DRIQHT IDEA WENT WRONG. An old actor who was not much given fo Ihe cheering glass, y llie Hillhoard, one eu'iiing .:t jo dine nl the cluh wilh n friend mol several more, with the roAtilt tlui' late in tho evening lie was "pretty mellow." He left his friends nnd etnrled home nnd said to hintfolf: "My hoy, you're drunk I What are you going lo do about it? I know! I'll go home nnd rend whd cVor' heard about a drunken innit' reiilb ing?" Well, home he wont in n n' went to tho library nnd coyi menced In rend. Mrs. Actor la'f appeared on the Heeno. "Whnt " carlli arc jou doins?" she quos-lioued. quos-lioued. "Why or eriu't yun whnt I'm doing, my dear; I'm reeling." reel-ing." "Heading," Hiiid his wife, scornfully, "what are you reading?" He looked nt tl) hook, but couldn't see the word?, no ho snid: "Thill book's been in the hnufce for (he his" 20 rrj. fo if you don't know I'm not going ft) tell you." To this hi wife replied wrathfully : "Von oU fool, shut up (lint valise and conn to bed." i Q. |