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Show Wor He Coulden't Enter. He stood before Bt. Feter and meekly applied for admission In the better land. "Can't admit you sir." "Cant admit me?" exclaimed the dismayed aspirant. "Havent I lived a Christain?" "Yes in the main." "Haven't I obeyed the laws ot the land I" "Oh! yes." "Then what is myoffenso?" "You wanted to stop your paper and instead of dropplug a lino to the publisher and pa) Ing all arrearages, you had the postmaster send him a line to the effect that his paper was refused. A man so contemptible would find no company in Heaven, so please move on to the land where they don't shovel snerw." |