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Show PROFESSIONAL JAIL DIRDS. Mn Who I.Ito 1,j Hertlng Oat the n-tr-iire of (ithcri. Tho French nro a practical people. For many years It has been tho custom for tho more explosive Parisian editors edit-ors to Ucop ri "ffhost" round tho corner. Ocnirolly, snya tho Chlcngo Herald, tho ' ghost" is sipping nbilutho nt tho near ist cafe. Unt ho U tho titular cditrr. And when the paper falls foul of the nuthoritiesjind the editor has to go U jail It is the frhost round tho corner cor-ner t int Roes. Tho seherao U convenient. conven-ient. Justice Is sntlsiled and tho paper come out ns usual, i'hero Is an estab-lishc estab-lishc 1 bureau in tlirrllsu Druot, with ureg.stcrnudn tarlir. for tho supply of "doubles" for weulthy citizens who nro i.vcrso to hard labor. It does a very thriving business nnd (loos not limit its resources to catering solely for tho requirements of newspaper men. Any gay young dudo who falls foul of tho pollco can, by n little Ju-dloioin Ju-dloioin squaring1, send round to tlip bnrcuit for a Mtb&lltuto, who, for ono dollar a day, payublo In ndvnnco, will tako his placo in prison nnd do the allotted al-lotted tlmo meted out for venal offcuses. For higher grades of punishment punish-ment tho tarilt is n little moro nnd usually comprises nn oxlrn sum of ton ilollom for a now suit of clothea upon release from till IsAURt, P. lUrooonhas recolred from Count L. N. ToUtol n note which ctotes that he In not coming to the United Stutos, nnd han at no time contemplated contemplat-ed Mioli n Nlop. Tun JttisMnn oil Itingi, the Nobel Urothcm, aro really enterprising Swedes, who are said to dispose of upward up-ward of sixty million tfullons of ltoro-sens ltoro-sens iinnutilly, nud nlivnys for ready cash. Sinoimu blrdi ore tho great pets of tbo pojio. In the library nt tho vntl-onu vntl-onu nuiulier of sonjfr-ters nro kept in eaircs, Their twittering nvver wens lodUtuthLuoXIII.. iilthoiurb It Is In thU npurtmout that muuy of his rveop-lions rveop-lions tako pUujc- nnd soino of his div ocurMfi ni'o gln, j ' i - |