Show II 3 J t l I Enigma What is a mens men's rest restroom restroom restroom room Query And If a mens men's rest room is a women's rest room why should it be Puzzle Moreover if a mens men's rest restroom restroom restroom room is what and there aint no what then in what respect is their rest room an actuality Miss Van Cott only knows and she will not tell us and faced with this condition men can do only one thing that is stand around blink their eyes rub them and see the gaily garbed girls gathering galore in a room formally dedicated to the themen themen themen men and at one time set aside forthe for forthe forthe the weary bodies of male students A sad prospect at best The confiscation of the mens men's restroom rest restroom restroom room this year again brings up a sad and blighting story A story in which the dreams of an to honest s rest room with both room and rest are turned from peace to nightmares Ay for the room suddenly becomes an evaporated illusion and the res rest t becomes mere ironic and bitter residue residue residue resi resi- due in memory The former girls' girls rest room in th the e pristine library building was at on one onetime onetime e time set aside for the comfort of both bot h he men and women But gradually th the e feminine element gained y and the men were forced out No not boldly but very subtly One littie little lit tle tie decree did it namely that me men n would have to help the girls in fn making floral decorations and the like if ever they entered the bower not not bowery bowery of of life liCe and nice furni ture Naturally the men left Work Why bless me No As fo for the cornering of this years year's rest room we can say but little The rest room is still there and so are aretTie the tle girls As for the men why what could they do Have they the right to go in and order the women out No far from it For the women's I corps is there ready armed with the pointed hat pin However one thing is certain and an d that is that the men must have a arest arest rest room They must t have some som someplace someplace e place to themselves Th The e gymnasium is at present the only place excepting the snowy beds o of f winter and neither of these places place s are adequately suited for restful men Fraternity houses can be used fo for r such but they are off the campus an annot and d rd not all students feel at liberty t to o utilize them There remain only two choices fo for forthe forthe r the manly contingent Either the they y must win the treasured rest roo room m ym from the womanly class or mus must a room and hang up the sig sign r Smallpox Beware if they hope t to hold their rest room against the Invasion invasion in of quiet delicate smiling i insinuating insinuating in in- artful tender and steadfastly steadfastly stead stead- d- d lastly loyal Varsity co coeds |