Show Finger gingersnap snap in the faces face in the he stork club actress joy hodges was irked when a 2 deb from the neck up bothered a fellow at their table for a dance oh said hodges go eo ahead and dance with the dolly with the hole hola in the beadi rutus le lc malre the century centar y fox exec Is liked in hollywood because he can be kidded about ill his funny fare face and laugh too bufa himself tells of the time in the he brown derby when he announced noun ced im going to new york to tomorrow tomorio morro w for some gome new faces sure stir e it heckled wilson milner ner ncr and bring one back babli for your telf delft I 1 it was waa at a 0 veddy swank A veddy indignant woman approached pro ached a distinguished looking man and panted ive never bean so 60 insulted jn in all my eifel that hod dible person over there just called me a floozy floo ll the old chap a colonel patted patte d her shoulder eh gently 1 I lie ile comforted take that so seriously it if I 1 were you my dear look at me ive been out of the army for ten years ye arsand and they still call me a colonell when a detachment of wrens recently took look over an all old building in a small english town they tacked up the conventional sign admiralty no admittance beneath which A clown scribbled wrens nesting at mores they hey were gabbing about an international socialite now in her who tor for many years garnered reams of publicity by claiming to have retained her jole de aivre vivre by standing on her head several minutes dally daily tell teh me said les drown brown to an intimate of the old darling does tho she still practice standing on her head illeck heck nol no was the retort she has all the fhe can do just to stand on her feeal it happened over at columbia studios the other day they were filming a big mob seene scene having to do with britain an abst waved some of them away that goes tor for you tool he barked at a man watching it au all why me he queried because said the tha abst you dont look british enough 1 I I 1 dont have to look replied of th estudio im harry cohel overheard Overhear dl iles he in washington flying a desal broadway ballads ballad so we ive were happy for or a little while and joun found d the town a gay wiling exciting place but happiness ol of course goo goes out of style and magic leaves a fresh enchanted jace face and now the nights ore are portents ol of dismay F arid and I 1 inns rini haw have toil their color and their leir lure and ivo acho HIO had in afi many shingi to n say are silent children su sullen len and unsure so abel it is and our lesson must be learned that randure to fades anti and mockery is cold col purs i that lile life holds many bridges to be turned burned and fiddlers fidd lers wk their aei r pay in purest gold fold 0 and who icho play joiny at love fare must mini be aware that thas paths are routh and brambles ore and tearl don wohn vahn I 1 vignette they would have you believe it actually hap bened to earl benham who tailors the dandies dandles about town earl himself Is his best ad always immaculately macu lately lucius beebee the other dache day lle was in his limousine waiting tor for a friend in front of 0 his elegant apartment house A huge plump costly cigar in his teeth and his jewelry gashing flashing in the sun looking at him as though transfixed was a has been in tatters benham kept puffing on his hij seegar trying not to notice the fellow who kept looking and looking and looking at him finally he caught earls eye and quipped are you happy the late ingrid hallen named managing editor for the new mag this month due soon and curt riess the au author th orco or co correspond pond ent were just divorced ile he soon goes kt him vii up for atti ai tides clis i the soda jerker jeric in thedrus the drug store at slid and ath avenue Is an ex middleweight chom champa from calif sallies in our alley frisco tile the stuttering uttering tt comit comic walked into a swank clothiers clo cloth thiers lera and asked astedt H H H ilow how m m m much f t f t f tor for a www w w w w winter overcoat A starchy floorwalker in hs his best rigid frigid tones said i k annever nn N n never mm m m mind 11 stammered joe walking out I 1 ill hear bear it 11 anthe an the ir rr r r asked what she thought of an a new show dorothy parker said well all in all it left one thing to be desired de and queried her friend what was thau my ily money anone bade back said dorothy y R tf 1 l |