Show bal aly AT TIIE THE BICYCLE RATIONING BOARD owhy do you want a bicycle aits the only card missing from my collection ado you want a high wheel or alow a low wheel machine A low any idea you have that I 1 am going into a revival I 1 of vaudeville ile is false Q have you ever operated a bicycle before A ano no but I 1 come front from an old family of bicycle people Q what do you mean by that A amy dad could ride backwards and I 1 had an uncle who could stand on his head bead in the saddle aare Q are there any bicycles in your family now A athole athose those things I 1 trip 0 ver over in the dark every night can cant t be road rollers Q give the board three reasons why you should be allowed to ride i a bike A I 1 cant get any gas the other two dont matter ado you live near a bus line ayes A yes acs owhy not use the bus A when I 1 coast down hill I 1 want to do it on my own responsibility Q are you aware that there is a shortage of bicycles A up until the lot last year I 1 thought though they could only be found in antique shops hops Q whal wha do you want to 0 o do on a brycle ve that cant be done tome some other way y A go co through a red light and park where I 1 want to Q DO you regard your having a bicycle its essential to winning tit the IMF F A 4 of 01 course it will keep up national morale Q HOW so lof A 4 the people need entertainment a end nd when they see me on a bicycle they hey will get it Q how far do you live from work A twenty miles Q our records show that it is only two miles ayou A you forget that its all uphill Q have you thought of pooling bicycles A wh k do yo amean Q you take a neighbor to toworu work one day and he takes you the next A who do you think I 1 ami am joe jackson jr 0 THE SILVER SILVE R LINING this year all ah me good luck Is mine ill never see A detour sign merrill chilcote the best laugh me line of the month in this departments opinion Is to be found in the cram bury tiger a baseball story by bugs baer in colliers in a fantastic tale about a busher there is an episode where a shot gun marriage takes place at the plate during a critical inning the ibe game is then resumed arid and the batter strikes out lie is now in a fine spot says baer lie he is struck out and married on a wide oui outshoot shoot 11 0 the police of a pennsylvania city have stopped bingo games to save gas oil and rubber As it if anything in this country could justifiably be given a priority over bingo one of the prisoners held for aiding those nazi spies was a former steward on the Nourma Nour mahal lial presidential yacht and we always thought those millionaire boats were well screened playing cards now have the airplanes of all nations on them maybe the reason so some me bridge addicts lost all the time was due to lack of air protection taxi driver to adriner a driver of a private auto come out from behind all them stamps and say that to my facella face the fellow who strikes oil on his property Is nothing today compared to the man who strikes it at a filling station many breweries are now putting out beer only in quart bottles and elmer twitchell complains that when he now goes to the icebox for a bottle of beeche beer he brings along a helper WHAT HURTS I 1 dont mind walking here and there in order to save cave gas but how I 1 hate to climb a tree to let the speeders fassl robert W rogers 0 capt oscar walker who impersonated paul revere then mounted a house and rode off N Y times its a good trick it he did it 4 10 R roelofs jr insists that he went into a big hotel the other day asked for a room and got the curt demand wheres your army uniform |