Show the tha private papers of 0 a cub reporter you probably r read in the stories about john barrymore Barry how saddened he was over the loss of his interned jap valet and nd the japs family on alie other othar hand some of charles chaplins jap servants turned out to be spies the most ironic situa tion of all we think concerns eu 1 ceala clair flatto grand hostess of the american gold star mothers annual convention before the war mrs flatto had a loyal jap garadner gar gardener acner ile he had been here for many years had even fought tor for this nati nation omin in the last big war but because he is japanese he had hadbo to be interned mrs flatto now has a new gardener who is acceptable to the autho authorities rilles a german who cant even speak english one of bf president Roosevel ts closest advisers a new yorker was feasting in a delicatessen As he started fa 0 o leave the owner handed him a 6 small package age IT this h he explained is fortha for the diesl president dent it contains some of my best corned beet beef and pastrami please take it to him with my compliments the next day when the president ent open opened d the package right on top ortho of ehg spicy cold cuts were two dozen of 0 the delicatessen mans cards FOR sent for steve early eaily and handing the cards to him dryly instructed He repass pass these around to the var various lotis embassies when was wai assistant secretary of 61 the navy they say helas he was visited visit edby by some some ladies of tho the temperance union they wanted him to christen thi the ships with soda pop instead of champagne the trouble with you ladles ladies 00 said mr roosevelt la Is thai instead linstead of opposing the christening of a vessel with champagne you should encourage it and get a great temperance lesson M why Y how can we queried one 1 of I t them M I 1 well he replied after the first leaste of wine the ship takes to water and sticks to it ever after then theres the one about the mussolini troops who will go down in history as 23 men rather eat cat and make love than light one italian captain dec decided aided to do something about t it and alter after a pep talk he j chandai chargi chan eai dil r JA CAva nUl Z ifor ward I 1 and so shouting he be led them into battle when lie ho turned the captain found himself 50 yards ahead alone t with all his bis men still seated anthe on the ground applauding aa d in g and d yelling branol Br avol bravo rn I 1 admirers of herbert bayard swope were ere disappointed not to roo an anecdote about him in aur our r recent L pillar colled newspaperman stuff M throckmorton cohn who says swope is a guy you always find in a photo finish when newspaper men are nie discussed relays this one about him while exec editor afan down on the world swope formed 6 n habit of depending a reat deal for the exact time on the clock clackin in the tower of the tribune which was directly across the way every now and then the trib tab clock would stop this ril ailed riled ed Sw swope no end so one day he got atoff his chesi ches tiby by running thi this s on tho the worlds editorial page IT the lie gribi tribune hii tries to tell the administration how to run the government yet cannot keep its own clock going for almost a year she has been trying to crash the broadway heavens eavens to attract attention she circulated the fabbo fablo that she is is an heiress to millions and that her hei family pays her a large sum weekly to keeport keep out of the theater naturally that kind of a story got her a lot of publicity and playwrights and producers catered to her as a potential backer the thing exploded right in her pretty face when she was threatened with eviction over overa a 20 hotel bill most top salary players could not squander their money even it they wanted to the greater part of c thelt their salaries goes to I 1 taxes and professional and living expenses the rest Is handled by business managers hollywood ol lywood stars are not the gourmets they are cracked up to be they have to eat sparingly of simple foods in order to maintain their figures and physical condition most stars dream of paradise la Is to be able to eat steak and potatoes and pie whenever they feel like it but they doret dont dont dole believe what you year hear about hollywood modern americans believe more 1 myth and kesend about hollywood than did the ancient greeks about the i toy boys irom from mount olympus Olymp uj irom from ajax to ta zeus inc inclusive tre although there la is a hollywood chamber ol of commerce to promote this mecca which exist there la Is no hollywood city hull hill or city officials that vague territory is just the northwest section of the city of los angeles |