| Show WO LL an FIRST FIRSTHAND HAND KNOWLEDGE A little girl who had been tearing her doll to lleces during the week attended sunday school the following sunday ond and was asked of what adam was madle made dust she replied and what was lve live made of asked the teacher sawdust promptly answered the th little miss GETTING ALONG 1 I 1 think we could get along fine together well its certainly time you were getting along its eleven figures figure never lie son making out accounts for father ilow how much shall I 1 charge smith tor for that little job 10 hours houra work carpenter that would be 9 but make it a round figure and put 10 wait a minute put 11 so that it look as it if I 1 have been making round fugures der bahre jakob derlin derila modern cinderella little mary alary was attending her first party and the hostess noticed that she did not play with the other children but stood looking out the wl window the child was asked to come comb and play but she replied sweetly 1 I am watching for the prince thank you voice of the tempter small coy boy I 1 dont think the gentleman next door knows much about music mother why well ho he told me tills this morning to cut my drum open and see what was inside it gazette AGAINST THE GRAIN 4 IL caller I 1 wish to see miss aliss jones maidia mald Mai dIm im sorry to say ashes not in caller why are you sorry to bay any it mald maid because it hurts my conscience to tell lies new racket A father said to ills young haugli ter aged eight what are you going to be when you grow up tip im going to be either an artist or a dancer she answered because I 1 dont think ill be much good at this mother business parents pa rents magazine about that size siz mrs ch h look see that circus tent over there her husband er yes that reminds me dear you yon ler ier 0 a knur skirt on the line when we if ft home all but so youre not going to paris tills this year no its london were not going to this year it was paris we go to last yearl year effective background Backs round do you think your audiences enjoy the statistics you yon quote in your speeches epee ches no ko replied senator sorghum 1 I 1 just J at put lem cm lit in to make the rest of my remarks seem more interesting by con sophisticated jack something seems wrong with this engine it jill dont be silly wait until wal got get off the main road |
