Show DA fa ip fairy 1 lal al p i teary av pvc graham iraha bonner kur or MM A RARE CREATURE it was funny mrs lira indian elephant used to say its as she told tile the other zoo animals about aboaf the tha experiences she had had in it a circus but I 1 would think to myself wow in this town were coming coining to surely there will be no children surely somo some towns wont have a supply of them but there always were children in every single town yes friends mrs airs Ele elephant jhant would say 1 I have never been in a town where there children 1 I imagine a town must be rare very very rare and ready to be put into a mu museum S eum where there were no children 1 I dont really elleve believe there Is such a place it be norih visiting I 1 know that much why no one would want to perform in a circus if children there for children know enough to appreciate preci ate a circus and while grownups may too well they dont like to tough right out loud just as much as children do but one day mrs indian elephant was feeling quite sad she had been thinking of something else and though later on she cheered up and forgot about it I 1 tall must S t tell you what she said it does seem a pity it does seem a pity she sate salt r sadly adly what seems a pity tile others asked tier her tell us mrs airs indian ele plant what seems a pity it seems seeing a pity said mrs airs indian TN elephant that wo wear arent appreciated that Is we arent so interesting as the mr indian elephants a and ad we arent so interesting as the african elephants but we would like to be thought so just the same yes we would like to be thought just as interesting we most certainly would and it seems a pity that they dont care for us so much they think were very common and usual and so we are but its a pity they think it yes its it s a pity we dont fool the keepers be better ater it is a pity said miss indian ele pliant it Is a pity she said waving tier her trunk but its the truth said mr indian elephant there there dont rub it int in said mrs indian elephant im not rubbing anything to in said sir mr indian elephant 1 I mean sold said sirs mrs indian elephant elep hant that its rubbing the truth in when you yop say it is the truth and I 1 know it is but I 1 dont like to have people think so and yet they dot dol oh I 1 see said mr indian elephant a fine way of looking at things so said id mr african elephant now bei be kind be kind 11 said mrs indian elephant for youre a rare creature and a fine creature nud and I 1 hate to admit it I 1 do I 1 for the african elephant was so much more rare a creature and ue lie knew it and they oil all knew it I 1 conundrums what railroad accident is an everyday occurrence running over frogs why Is on nn egg agg too lightly boiled like one boiled too much because it Is hardly done 1 0 0 0 what does tin nn envelope say when tt it Is licked just shuts up and says nothing about it a why la Is a whisper like a forged banknote ban knote because tt it Is uttered but not aloud allowed what street in london puts you in mind of a tooth which hns has pained you for a long time lon long acre why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous because his bis business makes him sell fish why is a police mop on tits Ms beat like an Irl irishman rolling down a be cause cau hes patrolling pat rolling what Is a penniless state of things the cause of rejoicing in a poor man mans 9 family when brend bread Is a penny less a why are dudes no longer imported into this country front from england be caisse cause a yankee dua dudell ell do 0 yankee doodle do |