Show I- I X-e- X MID RID RIDES Smart Student Professor would you like to know a good way to catch rabbits Prof Yes how Smart Student Get behind a large rock and make a noise like a turnip I Prof I know how you can beat that my boy Smart Student clucking with delight How Prof You simply get in a patch of cabbage heads and look natural tr Instructor or A in A-in in English uN Now ow look here students we cannot have any slang stang in this class you have simply got to cut it out Say little Freshman while writing writing writing writ writ- ing Rhetoric papers be sure not to swallow your pen you might get the ap appendicitis Girls did you read the notice on the board this week Mr Antisell Antisell Antisell Anti- Anti sell wants a young lady for company company company com com- pany and incidentally to do a little housework Perhaps its it's an opportunity opportunity opportunity op op- for the right one to get geta a life position A number of college students recently recently recently re re- performed a psychological experiment with the most surprising surprising surprising ing results results to to Mr Carlson Observations Observations Observations Ob Ob- were being made on the action of the eye under the influence influence influence ence of strong light A lighted match was held in close proximity proximity proximity to Carlson's eye and the girls observed A wild yell from Carlson was followed by a short exhibition of some modern modem step-dancing step by the same gentle gentle- man Whether Carlson's nose moved over to the match or whether the match moved over to the nose is still unsolved but but but- have you seen the blister |