Show Ji r r a r. r tea E I OR M 3 MA A SAD WEEK The year had gloomily begun For Willie Weeks a poor mans man's Sun He was beset with bill and dun dunAnd dunAnd dunAnd And he lie had very little little Mon This cash said he wont pay my dues Ive I've nothing here but Ones and Tues A bright thought struck him and he said The rich Miss will I Wed But when he paid his court to her She lisped but firmly said no no Thur Alas said he then I must di die Im I'm done Ill I'll burn Ill I'll drown Ill I'll Ill I'll Fri They found his gloves his coat his hat The coroner upon them them Sat Ex One restriction on women in the matter of degrees at Yale is worth noticing that noticing that the Masters Master's degree is given only to men while the Ph D. D is open to women also I have never really understood the distinction but have been told that the dean of the graduate school when questioned on the subject replied replied replied re re- plied with a courtly bow bow Oh Oh we give only our best to women I think however that the true in inwardness inwardness inwardness in- in of the case is that Yale University which recognizes women confers the Ph D. D while the Masters Master's degree is conferred by Yale college which does not recognize recognize recognize nize women Women Women in the Yale Graduate Schools N Now ow Mabel doth a crime commit A crime of new degree She steals a look at me and it itIs itIs itIs Is pretty larceny Puck |