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J I I ME OF i CJ y t rG r G- G 4 AN AT OCEAN SCENE She is leaning oer o'er the rail J She is getting mighty pale Is she for a sail No she's not I She's her fathers father's only daughter Casting bread upon the water In a way she hadn't oughter oughter- And that's what Scott 07 i rl J ld his mother year old telling of a ride Oh weve we've been to too o sop an to yard and to depo an all over carnation Mirandy l hearing the name El El Omar What That did that feller say Silas Why Silas Why he said What a Rube of a Mark l I am r 9 f Visitor at the U U What What is b that one of the frat goats ry Student Student N Not ot that is Mifflin just back from Nevada Prof Cummings Cummings In In the stone age the women used to work the hides with their teeth Holman skeptical Is that where girls in inherited inherited inherited in- in their tendency for chewing gum f Senior Senior Have Have you enrolled for Eng 12 yet Runyon Runyon- No No they say he makes you study in that class S A small boy with tan shoes and a box of Dutch chocolates was dragging dragging drag drag- drag drag- dragging ging his father down the main aisle of the grand stand at the fair N Neither either was looking at the races aces y for the boy was staring into the crowd and the man was l king in intently intently intently in- in in- in at the small white tickets which he clutched in his hand f There she is called out the boy Theres There's mama The man frowned slightly and looked up quickly to discover if his wife had seen him We wont won't bother both both- t. t er her n now v he said moving on on But look papa There she is IS right there insisted the boy The man fingered his white tickets tickets tickets tick tick- ets and gave a grunting laugh Go easy boy Dont Don't you think I had better stay away from your PY mother until I at least win win back t. t car fare t- t Medic l I understand Dean y i Chamberlain has had an aunt f V 1 1 named after him Prep Prep Huh Huh that's I just had a nephew named after 1 me a aP P v vT T V j 4 Are HAre there any young men in the Normal class asked a visitor in Tj P physiology I lYSlO I ogy 1 Response from a merry amerry bright- bright eyed lass lass Oh Oh yes we ve have quite an apology Prep Prep Prep- Prep Why is Prof Wise Fresh Fresh Because Because he is not Young V f r THE GOOD OLD CONFER CONFER- TIME if r With apologies to that ancient anci nt and t. t respected song The Good Old tt Summer r Time j Wail TV Won all In Tn the fall of each year comes cOlpes a time near and dear l r The good old time When Then our uncles and cousins and aunts by the dozens 1 Come from far and near r To pay up their tithing show folks 9 how they're thriving v r And have an annual good time No care or no sorrow no thought 1 for the morrow I n In the good old time tune f 1 f. f 1 Restrain Tn In the good old time in inthe inthe the good old time Strolling down the city streets spending many-a many dime Pa holds mas ma's hand and she hold his And that's a very good sign Weve We've flown from farm to city f In the good old time t Wail Too Being the wail of the motorman n nand and chauffeur Theres There's a time in each year that Wt v vall all view with fear 3 The dread old time When the farmers all rumbling and tumbling and jumbling Come from far and near They stand an hour gaping and ana not a thought taking Of danger that may them be near Till our nerves are all quaking and shaking and breaking In this dread time of the year Hart Hart 07 Former student just r returned turned from a 3 mission Say mission Say Say does Mr Gilbert teach English yet Eng student student student-No No not yet Pres Bowman The Bowman The meeting will come to order Downey Downey- who Downey w who ho likes to roughhouse roughhouse rough- rough house Order house Order me one scrambled Miss l M Ive M Ive got a case on Charles' Charles striped suit Miss l N Yes N Yes another romance of an empty suit case 1 r In Art Ait I two young young women were rere sketching at the blackboard directly directly direct direct- ly behind Prof Evans Evans' desk Miss l X to Miss Y Y Oh Oh you 1 have forgotten to draw a tail on y your ur cow Miss l Y Well Y Well Prof Evans says not put in too much detail Prof Evans guilty The truth of the matter is Miss l Y you have detailed the cow There was a young maid from Bologna S Who had a delicious aroma S Every day she would stop 1 I As she walked the A by shop To Tacoma silken kimona S l T an absolute fact that on Monday l morning of last week a ai i Senior who was either greatly worrying over his many lessons t. t t of the day or was so deeply meditating medi medi- a. a tating over some SaIne conquest of the thee e night nigh t before arose took his breakfast came to school and after sitting alone in in his class classroom classroom r room for some few minutes discovered discovered dis clis- covered that it was only 7 15 I Ii i s Although Professor Cummings Cummings' almost reached the age where the good poet s says ys he lie has passed into y the Seer and Yellow leaf he lie has developed a a taste aste for jokes jokes' Recently Recently Recently Re Re- in Latin class the word ord Lex- Lex Legis was asked t to be declined Now said the p professor fessor Strip the nominative vc plural of its f frills and nd see what t is lef left i T 1 Fri Fritz tz tz Where ditl li g get tJ the e new trousers W JL-W H Heiny I Heiny-I I carry carry a check-book check now v. x Fritz Fritz O O I see J r thought you said your father w was was' s a careful v man |
