Show STUDENTS' STUDENTS TEN COMMANDMENTS COM- COM No 1 Arise I Arise early so as to get some coffee before it has been di diluted diluted diluted di- di more than the law allows No 2 2 J not the car for forthe the abomination of desolation shall overtake him who is tardy No Put 3 Put 3 Put up tip a good bluff in class or the professor will think he has you Buffaloed and then then woe be unto you if he does as it were better to take K C. C N. N than squeeze all the lemons he will hand you No Loaf 4 Loaf 4 Loaf not in the halls as your fair character will be torn into shreds and you you will be excused excused excused ex ex- from college by the discipline discipline pline plire committee I No 5 S-B S Be not led astray by a fair face and above all ct cut t no classes in order to walk or talk with any college woman No If 6 If 6 If not an an engineer do donot donot not scrap with any of them as sticking plaster and linen bandage bandage bandage band band- age are very expensive and a broken nose is not conducive to your good looks No o. o 7 7 Do Do not e eat t tonly only three pies eight and two pieces of specific gravity at the Bun Shop No Lie 8 Lie 8 Lie not about those high exam marks as no one will one will believe you and the purpose of the lie is thereby frustrated No Copy 9 Copy 9 Copy not from another's note book for the pr professors never never look them over over- and there is is all your time wasted No 10 Last 10 Last but most tant than all do not pay today anyone you yon can stand off until tomorrow as you might see something something something some some- thing else you yon would like to buy SHERRY SISTERS 09 |