Show t T TWENTIETH CENTURY SUG How to Keep Silence in the Library in Spite of Pretty Girls and Fluttered Fellows Heres Here's a suggestion for the librarian Perhaps it ought to be adopted in order to keep up with the times in twentieth century century cen cen- tury methods Miss Nelson the assistant librarian is much worried by certain of the students who persist in chatting in the secluded alcoves of the library particularly certain coeds whose charms etc etc can not be resisted enough by their young men friends to hold respectable silence in their presence Now an inventive brain suggests this remedy Just have a system of lookingglass lookingglass lookingglass looking looking- glass reflectors so adjusted that a reflected image mage of each alcove can be constantly before the librarians librarian's desk Then have a system of electric bells with the pushbutton pushbutton pushbutton push push- button at the librarians librarian's table having one bell in each alcove Such Stich a system would be up to date trouble If it should not work general general general gen gen- eral system might be improved by placing placing placing ing a gramophone in each alcove alcove- with electrical connections at the librarians librarian's desk The cylinders could then be made to speak out the name of the troublesome offender by bya a push of the button They could be loaded with the names of the most persistent chatterboxes including certain certain certain tain year fourth-year normal girls who s seem em to tobe tobe tobe be so free the from ordinary cares of life as always to have a smile o on the end of the tongue and a pleasant th thought in their their eye Patents for this system of inventions inventions- have been bee applied for n I i. i |