Show A Long Sprint for Love t A A Member of the Faculty Races off F t Over Sagebrush Toward Dry Canyon Guided by a Girls Girl's Hat With Three Roses I in the Distance I Gee What's the matter Look at him run Half a dozen students hast hastened has- has t ned to the library window Gee Just look look at him run What's the matter mattei with him I He might have been going to visit th the shop building this fleeting member of the faculty but on he went as if there had hadeen been been een no shop He might have been beet going go go- ing 9 to investigate the working principles of f the windmill out at the northeast corner corner corr cor cor- ner ner oer r of the campus but on he ran darting daiting II t through through rough the corner coiner gate like a shot J I Gee Hes He's taking to the mountains mountains' Lets Let's et raise the window The group of students students dents began to think it was getting pretty pretty interesting I With the quick inspiration of the freedom freedom free free- dom om of the hills this racing lacing member of the the e faculty leaped and tore like a frisky g gazelle gazelle zelle over sagebrush ush and boulders now disappearing into a gulley and now reappearing reappearing reap reap- on the top of a knoll hIll He Heas was was as panting for breath like a hunted deer that deer that is to say he must must- must have have been beeny by y this time Suddenly he began waiving waiving ing g one hand as if flagging a night special with with a wreckage signal 11 Gee The poor man must be demented de de- The group of students leaned farther out of the window and felt an uncanny feeling Hes not chasing a i golf ball this time ime The tension of seriousness seriousness seriousness seri seri- p was somewhat broken at this remark lemark 7 On and on the little man ran leaping over sagebrushes like a rabbit jack and 15 occasionally fl flagging the spectre locomotive locomotive tive In in the wild wildness ness of f his frenzy On t. t y yand Il and on he raced directly toward Dry Diy j Canyon Jf Gee He must be chasing some echo of the mountains in order to correct the grammatical and rhetorical errors in it r Y S The crowd at the window grew larger r i t This member of the faculty grew smaller 41 V Gee Gee Now I catch on I have removed re re- mss moved my sight short spectacles and I Ican ye r can now distinguish faintly above the I s sagebrush ush way vay up p toward Dry Canyon Canyon a t girl gill s hat with three red roses on it The I laughter was How many guesses would it take for every member of the crowd to name the 11 young lady with the hat of three re red roses Well roses Well I guess The laughter laught r 1 was boisterous Gee Hes He's reached the fair one at at- at i last The sighted far-sighted eyes strained hard haid By T Jove ove It t really looks as if she has i placed the hat of roses on his brow as a laurel of honor for his long long distance distance sprint Dead Dead fact Ah youre you're joking joking jok jok- ing The laughter was ten terrific inc Tap tap tap tap sounded the librarians librarian's librarians librarian's libra libra- rians rian's desk Gee came the whisper as the librarians librarian's librarians librarian's librarians librarian's libra libra- rians rian's danger signal was taking immediate effect what queer things even a member of the faculty will do when hes he's in love |