Show HOME HAPPENINGS HAPPEN I CALANDER FOR THE WEEK WEn Monday Class Class 99 Normal Room 28 pm p.m. Junior Class Room 17 at 4 30 p. p pm p.m. m. m Faculty meeting Tuesday Prof Coray will Rm smile le for thes benefit of the CHRONICLE at 11 1110 10 All invited Admission two pins Wednesday Class Class of 99 holds special meeting at 8 pm p.m. Governor Gover Gover- nor Wells will speak All teachers are requested to assign light lessons for Thursday I Thursday Zeta Zeta Gamma 7 pm p.m. Room 15 Mock trial Special pro prop pro I gram Fri Friday Normal Normal Society Room 28 N Normal orm al Class of 98 Room 17 9 15 Lecture at 8 pm p.m. by Prof Byron Cummings on Greek Architecture Lecture to be illustrated with stereopticon views Society Room 15 A boy sat on the heater hot Whence all but he had fled The fhe heat that burst his trousers made Him yell to wake the dead Dont Don't forget next Wednesday night Watch for something to drop on F Washington's Birthday The students will turn out in a body t to hear Governor Wells Wednesday night Prof Stewart was a away way from school last Friday afternoon on account of the critical illness of his sister Lorenzo Whiting to his teacher in inthe inthe j the midst of a lively kindergarten game 0 O Miss W. W your face is as red as a monster Student to Prof Whiting Jr What are you going to do when you grow up uP- to be a man like papa papa II I I am going to do s on CHRONICLE editors and dig out their bones a ai ar r i 1 Student translating C Caesar sar II All All Gaul was divided into quarter sections If all aU the students drop a nickle in inthe inthe inthe the slot thirty poor children can have four weeks' weeks of kindergarten training prof T in Geology What is the difference between hills and mountains mountains mountains moun moun- Mr J J In the case of Herbert the only difference is in the name This week a box will be hung in the hall of the main building iq ii which the students can drop their odd nickles Dont Don't let any prejudice against promiscuous promis promis- subscriptions stop you from doing this with pleasure Taken from the box Prof Whiting desires his students in Physiology to dissect frogs for the nervous system There is a croaker in the CHRONICLE who might be dissected for a brain Dont Don't mention it youre you're welcome The croaker might be dissected it is true but as to whether or not a brain would be secured would depend principally principally principally pally upon the nature of the dissection and as to whether the dissector was young or experienced If young most assuredly none would be found W We learn that the den in the dark darkroom darkroom darkroom room which was once full of rattlesnakes rattlesnakes rattlesnakes rattle rattle- snakes is now vacant the last snake having died after a fast of three years lacking fifteen days Should there be beany beany beany any other rattlesnake in search of a house fasting-house it can obtain such by applying to Prof Whiting There lies in the bottom ot of a tall jar jarin jarin jarin in the Biology Laboratory a lone little frog It was kindly imprisoned there thereby thereby by Prof Whiting on the of oi last October Since that time realizing that death is the only end of all flesh it has purified its soul by a fast of days It quietly sits at the bottom bottom of the jar and never moves except when disturbed It has be been n watched for half an hour durin during which time it did not exhale a single bubble of air Prof Whiting says that its conduct is is' not strange if we consider the habits of the frog It is simply hibernating Next spring it will awaken and chase the fish his only companion around the jar in search of food Mr Johannsen von Kranch etc got tired of coming coining to school minus minu his overcoat He also got tired of the slow efforts of the police to regain it He Hether ther therefore fore turned detective and by using a little bribe money on the second-hand second man he now wears his coat to school We received the following tion penciled on jagged-edged jagged notebook notebook notebook note note- book leaf To the Chronicle Will the scribe in the CHRONICLE favor the students with his idea of what t opposition is If If that person calls it opposition when the student body rises up and sits down on some of the would-be would changers then it would be interesting to hear something about the o opposite osite of tion Respectfully F F. F M. M YOUNG We beg to call the gentleman's attention attention attention atten atten- tion to a grammatical error in his com com- He undoubtedly intended to write student in the singular possessive possessive possessive pos pos- students student's with this change of the meaning the otherwise unintelligible statement becomes very apparent and verifies the charge made in the last CHRONICLE Some time ago party of University students spent several enjoyable hours skating on Millins Millin's pond The following is a crack from the ice Two souls souis without a single thought Two feet that flew as one And when at last L L- L hit the ice The meeting shook the sun Y v r i Miss Miss Florence Dye a graduate of the University who is now teaching in the city schools paid us a visit last week We are pleased to announce that Governor Heber M. M Wells will address a body of U University students The occasion will be a public meeting of the Class of 99 Normal next Wednesday evening at 7 30 The Governor who is isone isone one of our Alumni is also one of the best friends of the University No doubt he will be benet net by a large crowd f on that occasion All local students should be present Naughty Naughty Gave a party il One cold winter s night iF 1 f fJ Every student F j Gay and prudent Ii A Found it a delight 1 vs I v s sk f Lasses chattering k J i. i k M e r Lads a flattering i y r Oh Ohl that noble class I It t e t y y Always prancing Ii t 1 t o Fond of dancing v v Well j. j n perhaps they'll pass iI l l |