Show Answers to Correspondents EDITED BY SILAS SLIPSHOD A Ladies' Ladies Man When Man When walking with two ladies always walk by the prett prettier er one If both are pretty and you cant can't decide which has the advantage in personal personal per per personal charms walk between them so so as asto asto asto to make sure Mary Youre You're Youre You're right Mary i in thinking pink powder gives a prettier tinge to ones one's complexion than the white but red paint beats both for o genuine effect Mr Jack Pot Pot Pot-In In regard to the propriety propriety propriety pro pro- of kissing a nice young lady goodnight goodnight goodnight good good- night we are seriously of the opinion that it all depends on the temperament and physical ability of her father Ardent Lover You Lover You ask me what is the proper limit to an evening call Well it differs according to the locality of your residence My last car leav leaves s sat at 12 p. p m. m sharp Sundays 11 1135 35 I always allow nine min minutes tes for putting on my y coat putting out the light etc and one minute for a delightful two blocks' blocks run for the car with incidental incidental incidental inci inci- dental lung exercises in the way of vigorous vigorous vigorous vig vig- orous shouts and shrill whistling You may be more fortunate than I probably living only a few blocks from your in inamoratas inamorata's inamoratas inamorata's inamoratas inamorata's in- in amorata's abiding If such is the case stay until significant Jenny dont don't forget to wind the clock or some such parental expression reminds reminds reminds re re- minds you that the hour hou is tardy Jake You You say you pass her every day know one or two of her friends fairly well sit for two hours every everyday day dayon on that bench in the hall upstairs while she sits only a few feet away and yet you cannot get acquainted with her r 1 Pardon me Jake but you must be rather timid However I think th this is defect can be remedied and the only way to begin is to make a few overtures immediately The next time you find yourself thusly seated in her divine presence suddenly ask her if she heard the bells ring If she is at all like American-like she will answer appropriately Then follow up your chance and in a few well chosen words wedged securely in the drifts of the conversation intimate that your desire desire desire de de- sire has long been to know her etc etc As a fitting climax to all this ask her company to the CHRONICLE Ball Nov 20 dont don't don't dont forget the d date te She will accept theres there's no doubt of that and there you are well on the romance romance- r paved road leading to the realization of your dreams Go in to win Jake and do o it right away before the other fellow follow has a chance Note Note Many Many other communications remain remain remain re re- main unanswered I will answer r them in ina a future number If any student is in inlove inlove inlove love or trouble which amounts really to the same thing or needs consolation X on account of losses at betting on the late election I am here for that purpose and will gladly do all in my Dower Address all communications in care of the CHRONICLE to Silas Sli Slipshod s |