Show J J J HOME I II Isaac mak makes s II I I sick II I Who Who'll 11 be e ethe the the next n to s subscribe forthe for forthe the CHRONICLE H o Dont Don't all speak peak at once ce Miss Francella Adams a last years year's student visited the University 1 hist last i Wednesday 1 y i i r Girl Girl Girl- Girlin in Rhetoric The o The plural noun on noun n shot shoP means means the number i Hof of ammunitions u hu iII i- i II f if 1 hOllS in In a gun gup i J Th The other day clay ay one ones of our boys was wasso wasso wasso so interested in athletics athletics' that he apt actually li forgot t to to eat at his l luncheon Wonder what Mr Lewis could ou d have been thinking about when in iIi the French n h class he cass translated les mains as as squeezing her hands I f j Savage j taking t ki g a long long light light colored gh colored Q d 1 hair r Horn from Gibbs Gibb's coat Who co coat d Ah ha i 1 r r. rn was was the lovely blonde blonde lo de n Why H Harry Culmer rl r of course j 1 t Mr Mr Evans in Reading 1 ading B While AWhile i rock k flows flow's and ann water watter st stands ri not t a ship shi shall leave the the bay bay y II Followed b by n a violent expression peculiar to the huni human n i race c p li y j l Mr C. C A. A A.- A. What is is' a sta stalagmite lag mite Miss is A A. Aj G. G G.- G. Something om ngi which hi comes comes S up fr from from the ground md up gr r J l t Mr C. C A. A A.- A. AYes Yes but so so sOlS is a a mushroom mush mush- J room room 9 1 tM Miss s Clark must h have ye eaten a large a g quantity of red pepper per l last st t I Tue Tuesday t Y judging from the fit of coughing j 4 heard beard r r rand and peculiar facial express expressions ons seen i in Room 15 at t l lunch ti e. e Have you bought your tickets for the the CHRONICLE Ball Rein Remember it takes tales place at Christensen's next next- Friday night Get your tickets early eady from the comI committee commit it- it I tee or or oi you will surely be left Where V e are are re our ur writers story j This s 's sq q question sti n now y agitates our litera literary literary- y e ed editors ed- ed rs an and they would like ike it at least east temporarily 1 settled by by t the e contributions of several good st stories rie Yo Young ng lady Mr Richards will l you do dome me a favor 1 0 Mr t Richards Why certainly what is i's it t y Young ung lady II Wear W ar yo your r h hair i p parted rt d in di the middle I M Modernized d Shak quotations ti is isare are b becoming the rage The l latest t s is isby is isby b by a lady student who has been red to say II He He who steals m my purse steals trash b but but he t he who st steals Imy rny rubbers rs Ill I'll mash She has ha has s- s sup up p t tb to date at received ec ived ten bids from th that t number of of II mash nish ni shi sh- sh 1 iI i able yoUng m men men 1 We would suggest that Professor sor sorI I 1 Stewart St wart learn the names names of of the teachers in the different groups Last week he wounded the pride of one of the best I 3 I practise s tea teachers h rs by telling another another n. n ther young oung young lady in in her pre presence presence n el t that that she s she e was was as the choice oi of oJ th the g group group to t take Miss iss k i j i i I J I I. I rt II v i Crafts Craft's s ff place ii as s' s teacher her 1 It se seems ms that some of our University girls have a perfect mania for those particular particular particular par par- persons who wear navy-blue navy suits trimmed with brass buttons and caps bearing a word which looks very much like II Conductor We heard a conversation the other day something like this 1 Fi First st Young Man Man- Man S Say Man who is isit it the 4 roasted last week for i CHRONICLE swearing swear swear- ing r If Se Second on Ditto Ditto Ditto- Ill Ill Il be d d-d d d if I know JM f r S' S I. I know v Professor f j. j in in Zoology reading over over th the e e examination am 1 at n qu questions and coming to according to the com composition position o of the thet t wa waters wa waters vaters' You need not ot pay any r f attention to the first wa that is due to the habit our writer type-writer has of oft t stuttering v t Why has the University no glee cl club b i. i It is IS deplorable that such an organization tion docs does not exist here A quartette V at least should and could be organized 4 f However Prof Stephens's chorus will help us out and we are glad it is being 1 taken up so readily and energetically i One day in Chemistry Professor Kingsbury suggested that his students I should take a trip around the laboratory x in order to learn the symbols on the different bottles II Some of the students students stu stu- i I dents he said II might take a trip p and get a good deal others m might i g h t take a trip and get nothing Some of the girls however were in doubt as to which Tripp to take since nce there are two in the class And W. W Tripp was heard to remark in a stage whisper If If they took me they wouldn't get much The executive committee met last ri Wednesday to consider a revision of the constitution of othe the A. A A. A The most important important important im im- t change to be made is the reduction reduction tion of the executive committee from fifteen en to rii nine hide e members embers four of these to tobe tobe tobe be the officers of the association The change changers pis' pis a a commendable one as it will bring the officers officers' in into to closer connection wi with th t the e as association tion It will also facilitate facilitate facilitate facil facil- business inasmuch as patriotism in the University has degraded to such an extent that much exertion has been bee required heretofore to get a quorum Mr has shown himself to be a successful diplomat and incidentally a close student in another direction The following will probably illustrate Mr in Normal Soci Society Society I ty- ty I I move that Miss Poll be appointed to copy our new constitution Miss Poll quite indignant indignant- indignant I I I amend that motion by substituting Mr Mr My reason for so moving moving moving ing was because I know Miss Poll to have a good hand I have seen her hand many times and so closely ex examined ex it that I know know Convulsion of audience and blushes and blushes blush on the part of Miss Poll J |