| Show ROME DOME J I Havenor Havener are you the same young man that you were yesterday The Edina Society has a at last or or- x We wish it success Miss Nora ora Frost who returned home on account of sickness is improving It has been decided by the faculty to tomake tomake f make the admission to the public lecture lecture lec lec- ture course free i. i Who says that Borgquist does not noty I y gather rocks when he goes out on a geological expedition 1 A great number of applications for nonresident nonresident nonresident non non- resident courses have been received this year by the University Have you noticed notice J. J P. P Gardners Gardner's window displays They are artistic in every sense of the word Why not go to Christensen's Dancing Academy see ad and learn to dance Their hall is the finest in the city Ensigns Ensign's clever run at the end of the thes s football game was the next thing to an II April Fool on the High School team M Mineralogy oh Mineralogy oh dear lear Why not join the Athletic Association Association Association tion Snowstorms Sno do not have any effect upon football Subscribe for the CHRONICLE Now's the time Professor to sleepy student II Come Come- Comee we e dont don't want any Rip Van Wrinkles in inthis inthis this class Mr G G on hearing a branch of a 1 1 Did hear that 1 1 tree break you tree decrepitating Order your Christmas CHRONICLES immediately from the Business Manager or of the Circulating men As an actor in the role of II Pecks Peck's Bad Boy our son Jacob B. B H. H would make a great hit S. S J. J Nathan II the old reliable clothier keeps a nice stock of clothing and gents gent's furnishings It is said of the advanced zoology class that they are n not t afraid of what what they dissect B. B J. J Stewart and I. I E. E Willey Willey Willey Wil- Wil ley 95 were seen with big smiles on their countenances in in our institution last Friday Miss Evelyn Rideout t and M Miss iss Valeria Brinton of the class of 95 were isi visit tors at the Normal last Friday J 1 Thanks girls come again Prof Stewart reports Ogden's public schools in a flourishing condition Under Under Un Under Un- Un der Superintendent Allison he says II they are fast making an enviable r record cord II Students let your brains have room to expand under your hats by getting your hair cut The Temple Barber Shop is isa isa a good place to get a hair-cut hair or a shave shave Everything there is first j i iThe The testimonial presented Dr Park j by the officers of the University is a I I t. t gem of pen Mr J. J C. C Jensen of r Salt Sait L Lake ke City is is the artist who ho executed executed exe exe- c ted it it Miss Maude Driggs who for for some weeks has been absent from school on account of her ill-health ill is improving rapidly and hopes to be able to begin her work again very soon i iThe The Christmas CHRONICLE is to be a daisy N Numbers um bers will cost only ten ten cents Order copies immediately We will send copies to your your friends and charge you nothing for postage Mr M M in Pedagogy Would it not be well in order to make the children children chil chil- dren understand addition of fractions s better to tell them to add together cats t dogs etc l Professor in Geometry class What is a secant No answer Professor My well we'll well we'll have to reverse the order of the syllables It is quite noticeable that many of the beginning French students have acquired quite a proficiency in the artof art of swearing in that language This also applies to the beginning German cla class s. s The class in general history under Prof Whiteley are being assigned subjects subjects subjects sub sub- on which they are expected to talk for fifteen minutes at a subsequent reci reci- tation We think the method an excellent excellent excel excel- lent one We are very sorry to announce the withdrawal of two of the students Miss Hess through the death of her mother and Miss Sophronia Peart through illness have been compelled to leave off their studies It does seem as though the University girls are not very loyal At the recent football game they were very conspicuous by by their absence Come Comp girls you should show more interest in these things Who is not reminded of the story of f Robinson Crusoe Crusoe when they look int into the mineralogy laboratory and see a aTaylor a aTaylor Taylor tailor and a Smith smith busily at work with a Parrott parrot on the back of their chair Mr Anderson showed his love for pets last Friday evening by hy climbing up to the top of a large tree on West Temple Street to help a kitten down which as he thought was unable to reach the ground in safety There ar are only a few tickets left f for forthe ith i th the Thanksgiving eve ball Students de desiring desiring de- de siring to attend should procure tickets at t once as after the requisite number has been disposed of no more will be sold The Normal Society held their regular meeting last Friday and the program was carried out out- out out-as as follows Is Is Modern Education a Failure answered by Miss Van Cott Sketch on the Life of George Elliott Miss Burton Question Box conducted by Mr D. D R. R Coombs and a piano selection by Miss White Mr J J- J Is Is there any way of determining determining determining deter deter- mining which way an am amoeba ba will go when it has put out pseudopodia in indifferent indifferent indifferent different directions Professor Yes sir You couldn't do it mathematically however but by observation Another case of the non partisanship non ship in educational affairs of Ut Utah's hs h's people was the election of Mosiah H Hall aU Superintendent Superintendent Superintendent Super Super- of Weber County schools in spite of the predominance of the political political political ical party against him Mr Hall is a graduate of the University and is one of the strongest of Utah's county superintendents ts r f utah Utah contains none more able and nc popular in the lecture field than ou our President t Dr James E. E Talmage nor nor i is there anyone more zealous in the cause of education than he Within the past few weeks audiences at Provo American Fork and Springville have been heen addressed by him t The Spencer and Lynch Shoe Company Company Company Com Com- pany announces that they are now prepared prepared prepared pre pre- pared to supply their many patrons with the most artistic and stylish dancing slipper that can be found in the city The A. A A. A of U. U Ball will soon be given why not prepare yourself with witha a pair of nice dancing pumps from the above house One of our young lady students is will willing ing to swear to the truth of the following following following fol fol- lowing Two sweet girls With pretty fret feet rf Wanted to have some fun lUj They pawned their shoes I f t Those number number number- fx That's how they got the themon mon Practice Teacher experimenting ng at home with his nephew What do you learn at school N. N To write te man Nr P Po T. T What about the man to N I dont don't know f. f P. P T. T Who is IS a man i t d t N. N I dont don't k know now I b v e q P. P T. T Well what is y your ur papa r N. N A Republican f Boys are you not aware of the fact fL t that the University Athletic Association r- r q is going to give a grand ball on Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Thanks Thanks- 7 giving givin eve at Christensen's Hall Its It's going to be the social affair of theN the N school year Tickets are only one dollar for yourself and ladies and we hope that most of them will be bought by University students Let us all go and meet in social conclave before disposing of those big fat turkey turkeys The cause is isa a good one Help the Athletic along The management of the Grande have decided to repeat the popular war drama 1 Ferncliff Monday Tuesday and Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wed Wed- evenings in order that all their J patrons may see this stirring production J Blow for Blow a charming and powerful powerful powerful power power- i J ful drama will hold the boards the rest j j of the week The play is full of pleasing pleasing pleasing pleas pleas- ing and realistic scenes and will no doubt draw the same crowded houses as Ferncliff has done We ascertain through conversation I 1 3 1 with one of the University officers that many of its graduates and not a few teachers teachers are continually applying to the institution for assistance in their labors and that the calls are never made in vain Our instructors are certainly entitled to much credit for the willingness willing willing- ness with which they respond to such requests It proves them to be men whose love for their work is so great that it cannot be kept within the narrow confines of a building alone but must spread to every place where the way is j 1 opened I a 1 It is gratifying to the student of today when he looks about and notes that so many of the ol older er students of the University University University Uni Uni- have gained and are gaining distinction distinction distinction dis dis- in their different professions But none perhaps has distinguished himself more in his chosen profession than has our old and true friend Heber S. S Goddard Mr Goodard was at one onetime onetime onetime time a member of the old University where he displayed his talents as an earnest student but the literary world had few charms for Hebe He found greater pleasure in the study of music j jin in which art he has become most pro pro- Having graduated fr from m the theN N New ew York conservatory of music he is isnow j now busily engaged in diffusing his J knowledge among those less fortunate Success to you Heber to |
