| Show To Chemistry Stud Students j Druell always goes to the sink When Miss Wolfes Wolfe's s 's pear near the hood Then Kelly and the others othes wink Says Sheets I knew he would On Sunday evening n next the people of Pleasant Grove will be addressed by Professor Whiting Experiments on the X-rays X have been carried on in our labor laboratory tory l lately tely with very good results J. J W. W Gibson B. B S. S 95 and J. J G. G Lind B. B S. S 93 did not forget us during their Conference visit Our lady students will no do doubt bt hail the appo appointment of Mrs McVicker as member of the Board of Regents The University feels very well over r the treatment it received at the hands k f of the first State Legislature of Utah t R. R V. V Smith R. R E. E Caldwell Heber Nielson and R. R C. C Naylor former stude students of the University were among our our last weeks week's visitors r Miss I must be a real magnet magnet magnet mag mag- net you follow me about so Mr 1 Havenor Havener Yes but magnets act act ct two ways and an he disappeared t r Several of oJ the Ogden Teachers headed l by Mr Doxey principal of the Grant nt Avenue School of that city and and anda a a 1 University graduate visited us on Thursday last Professor Cu Cummings and Mr Reynolds Reynolds Reynolds Rey Rey- are going east this summer and several young ladies are thinking of cutting cutting cutting cut cut- ting themselves in two so that they may accompany both gentlemen THE class in Physics under Mr Bradford are beginning to study Magnetism Magnetism Magnetism Mag and Electricity The instructor in this subject by his patience amiability amiability amiability ami ami- ability and helpful manner has gained the confidence and will good-will of all his students It is rumored that the young ladies in in chemistry have attempted to analyze some e of Walter Ds D's moustache with the expectation expectation ex ex- of enlightening the world with the discovery of a a new element A number of the students who never thought of entering the laboratory building on Tuesday and Friday evenings evenings evenings even even- ings are now regretting that the lecture course is over ever thus One of the B. B Y instructors considers that the Agricultural College is the best school in the State Mate and that the B. B Y is is' isal al almost ost on a par with it Well of course every everyone one has a right to his own opinion Did the Professor intend to praise the student the other day when he said Ah yes Well We'll begin with a quotation from Whittier Very good indeed We may look for something of literary excellence in this paper r The debate between the Zeta Gamma and the Bountiful societies is to come corne off n next Friday evening at the U niver- niver sity The full program as yet is not arranged in full but we are safe in predicting predicting predicting pre pre- an enjoyable time Mr J. J G. G Lind a former student of the University and a B. B S. S of 93 recently recently recently re re- pr presented the Museum of the University with a number of fine birds stuffed by himself They have not yet been identified and described but as soon as they are a morel more extended notice of them will appear This week will see a a somewhat different different different differ differ- ent cast at the Grand The old familiar faces of Mr Ingersol Mr Edison Mr Tooker and Misses Warren and Jeromie will be seen no more at this popular play playhouse playhouse playhouse house their places however will wilI be filled failed by people who are pre-eminently pre adapted to the profession The popular popular popular lar comedy All the Comforts of Home will be presented during the week i Last week as Miss R. R entered the d dc c chemistry mi t Y laboratory she was much s surprised surprised sur sur- r If isef at seeing t two o candles bur burning burning on ing o on h her her- r- r desk The mystery was as soon s solved ly however on discovering a n note e which contained these words Lights ts as seen from the second circle The most difficult problem for girls to solve is whether or r not to bow to the the- boys they know perfectly well yell by sight but who have not had the pleasure pleas pleas- ure of making their acquaintance ance in informal ina a formal manner By all means recognize a student of your own University if yo you have haye seen seen seeri him often even eyen though he may not be a classmate A A. court courteous ous ou's bow is merely a sign of good breeding and harms harms- no one And we are not obliged obliged- to make intimate friends of everybody we we speak to At Af Atthe the Normal Society last last Friday L Leone ne Horn and Arthur Mitchell were chosen as as debaters to meet meet meer the the Delta rr r Phi in in a public c debate D. D R. R Coombs gave gave gave-a a talk on Habit The Th su subject jed was handled in a manner that showed most careful preparation The U University University niver- niver sity Quartette entertained the society with two peculiarly rendered selections The tuning fork must have been out of order The program was closed with a short hort review of the important events of the past quarter of a century The Zeta Gamma legislature is now now- fully organized and good work ris being i g done Last Thursdays Thursday's meeting was one of the most spirited and successful of the season thus far Among other bu business i ness transacted by hy the hou house e. e was the passing of two b bills lI one for protection of fo forests ests the other for sale of certain public lands M Andrus and nd Brinton amused mused and instructed the members by a short animated animated ani ani- mat mated d debate on the womans woman's suffrage age question The rh senate senate besides s cons considering considering consider consider- dering der- der ing several resolutions like the house discussed discussed two bills 1 but 1 unlike them suc-A. suc succeeded suc suc- ce in killing l both t l' l jt The P Provo Provo boys vo boys t think i k that we might at least have furnished furnish a bucket with some ice in it at the foot ball game We Ve think so too PO Poor r fellows they were very warm and uncomfortable and they needed to be put on ice but where whereon on earth could we have got a buck bucket t big enough to hold p some of them The most valuable contribution yet made to the the- Museum of the Natural History Society was made by Prof J. J H. H Linford of the B. B Y College at Logan j 1 The contribution consists of a considerable considerable consider consider- j 1 able number of sp species species' cie of shells from from the Pacific coast They will be be be carefully care care- j fully examined and placed place in boxes so 1 that they may readily be us used d 1 Walking down the street one day we stumbled over the following verses The J handwriting was not familiar but in one corner was writt written h II belongs to U U. of U. U an and so we nat naturally supposed t that at j the poem was composed by some member member member mem mem- j ber of the faculty Claimants will please j present proofs proofs' of authorship at our ur office of office j fice on Thursday afternoon at 2 30 How dear to my heart was that medicine I made with such pleasure and bottled so well Which while I was making the folks put their he heads ds i. i in in And asked What on earth is that horrible smell But how my heart bounded I With joy I beheld it i And oh how I loved it no mortal can tell s' s sAs As up to my lips in in a teaspoon I lifted borne of that sas fras bottled so well well well-r I That beautiful That delightful That soul stirring soul stirring I bottled so well r rOh rf f Oh the choruses of the springtime are many and varied B But t when bloods blood's out of order they cease to allure For the mind is is depressed depressed and and the body is wearied Ana Anti if one is wise he will look for a cure So that is the reason when headache oer o'er came me And all my high spirits so suddenly fell S That I r rushed shed to the store with Wilh my hand in my pocket And purchased some sas fras and bot bottled led it well n That sweet sweet smelling smelling ing sas' sas fras f That tasting good-tasting That curing blood I Dot bottled ed so well i l Q |
