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Show Settled. Ton know what suburbs are for got-sip, got-sip, don't you? Well, listen to this I Rumor charged a resident rn a northeast suburb with dragging his wife from a certain meeting and compelling com-pelling her to return home with him. f The man let the story travel until he had a fair opportunity to give It a broadside, and then he replied in the local paper as follows: "In the first place, I never attempted attempt-ed to influence my wife in her views or her choice of a meeting. "Second, my wife did not atteud the . meeting In question. "In the third place, I did not attend the meeting myself. "Finally, I never had a wife." Ion-don Ion-don Answers. |