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Show " THE PRESS-BULLETI- BINGHAM, UTAH. , ' j The Apocalypse Combines With The Press-Bullet- in The Press-Bullet- in has invited the Apocolypse to combine with it this year. The proposi-tion is conditioned that we do not obtain any advertisements rnd that the Bulletin will give a large number of copies to high school students who are not already subscribers. We consider this quite material appreciation of the ability of our students and hope both the paper and the high school will be benefited. It is our aim to have every pupn contribute during the year. ELECTION COMING The election of officers of the Stu-dent Body for the coming year will take place next Wednesday. Nomina-tion of candidates took place at a spec- - ial assembly held last Wednesday morning. The choice of officers is a matter for most careful consideration on the part of all students. The success of all activities depends entirely upon the abilities of those in charge. The school spirit can be vitalized or killed by a choice of good or poor officers. What do you want your school to be this year? The uppermost consideration in the , voters mind should be "Is he capable of doing the work this position re-quires-" Don't vote for a nominee be-cause he is a friend of yours, or be-cause she has beautiful ' eyes, or be-cause he belongs to your class. That would be an unintelligent and un- - American way of voting. Not that you love your friends the less, but that you love your school more. The following are the candidates: PRESIDENT Irvin Stillman Fred Turner Leonard Gust T Lawrence Stillman Alta Miller Ruby McMullan Ellen Siddoway SECRETARY and TREASURER Clara Zion Nora Carey Lawrence Stillman EDITOR ' Glen Wright William Oddie Leonard Gust YELLMASTER William Oddie Lamaur Marriott Alta Miller Noel Poole Who is best fitted for the office? AN APOLOGY We wish to correct an error pub-lished in last issue. We did Mr. Chris-tense-n the injustice of implying that he is a married man. Such is not the case, although that impression has been prevalent for some time. We are most heartily rejoicing that he is sin-gle and are sure' .that the lady teach-ers will give him the attentions and courtesies that are due him. FRESHMAN INITIATION FROM VARIOUS STANDPOINTS The Initiation of the Freshman class of the Bingham High School will be held this week. The ceremonies by which they will be introduced into the iMystic Rites of high school will be con ducted with the Sophomores in cooper-ation with the Juniors and Seniors. At the termination of these services a big party and dance will be given to all able to attend. ' An interesting meeting (to freshies) was held Monday at 3:30 in the as-sembly hall. A president and other officers were elected. The freshie slogan is "Down With the Sophmores" The Sophomores gave us Freshies a warning that we were not to wear ties or collars, and to leave our sox at home. We are to wear our pants two Inches above the knees. But we are not going to be told what to do by any Sophomores. Anton Christensen was almost beat-en to death Monday because he would not tell who the president of the Freshman class Is. ' Twinkle, twinkle little star. Who do the Sophomores think they are? All of the them are bad or worse To the Freshies each one is a curse. Little Sophies in a brook, Freshies caught them with a hook, Juniors fried them in a pan, Seniors ate them like a man. THE CALL The world is black but all are called to brighten Some small, corner, some tiny glen, Somewhere a heart is sad that you might brighten, And thus do good for love of men. Is there someone drifting on life's sea Who might be saved if you speak the word? Speak it today, the testing of love Is our responding when duty's call-ing is heard. ESTHER BEBB '24 t THE SPECIAL ASSEMBLY A special assembly was held Mon-day at 11:30 in the assembly hall. It was for the purpose of collecting more books for the Public Library that has been started in Bingham. Miss Mary E. Downey, who is doing this work, spoke to the students and told many interesting things. ' A contest is to be held among the freshmen, sophmores, juniors and seniors. The cjasa that can collect the most books for the library will receive a prize. IMPROVEMENTS Many new pieces of new apparatus have been purchased by the school board for the Bingham High school gymnasium. This is indeed a treat for the students. The building has been rearranged and the apparatus have been placed in proper order. But the gym is not the only place where improvements are noticed. An auto mechanic shop has been erected to equip young men for that line of work. The manual arts shop has ad-ded a few new pieces of machinery to its list and will soon be an shop. The students of the high school cer-tainly appreciate these changes and wish to thank the school board for the purchase of the new apparatus. JOHN WADE : IW Camek'-seli- l jfeflliS1 You should know why Camels gBKo2 a so unusual, so refreshing, so '. satisfying. First, quality second, Camels expert blend of choice Turkish ' : and ; choice Domestic tobaccos which r yu'u certainly prefer v to - either lcind smoked straight I ; :. J.P1IP- - I Camels blend makes possible that wonderful mellow mildness-r-y- et all the desirable body is there 1 And, Camels ' never tire your taste!- - . i:,.k, WJ77L You'll appreciate Camels freedom dtlfe?1 em't3 I ' t om unpleasant cigaretty after-- Ofv I taste r P8830 cigaretty odor I JpfS For your own satisfaction compare w$& ftfP-v ta j if Camels puff by puff with any ciga- - feis , H f reffe n the world at any price ! TVrtlfFTTCPS l CamWs aro told rrywharm in tetmnligetUr as fed packatv of 10 ci- - JTiiilWiilJ' 'S I P. tftA pnapere-oor.- dfcr 30 cacnartt.o..n.or tWene pcrokn.ify m( 3c0o0nuncetnadntrtn.;,s) c,anrtoanjZfsoorsi. SfiKiV CIOAKTTa --jy torn or effict nppr or irlwn ;m Irani Mlg""' asmsaaa.vir r. j. Reynolds tobacco co, win.ton-s.Jer- a, n. c CASTOR I A For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years 'JUways bears yff ITJ Signature of I i 400 Rooms - Fireproof g Every Room with Bath $2 o day and up , J.H. WATERS j Managing Director ESZXSBEieEIIIBMIIUIIIII ' PHOTOS S Studio and Home Portraits, B Enlargements, Commercial g Photography, Views of " Bingham. - g 8 J. E. CARLSON, S B 467 Main Street. 3 MSExassQiasaiiaaiiiaiiiHH Catarrhal Deafness Cancel Be Cured by local applications, aa they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There la , only one way to cure catarrhal deafness, , ' and that la by a constitutional remedy. Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an In-flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When thla tube If Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or im-perfect hearing, and when it Is entirely closed, Deafness Is the result. Unless the inflammation can be reduced and thta tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever. Many cases of deafness are caused liy catarrh, which la an Inllamed conation of the mucous sur-faces. Hall's Catarrh Medicine acts thru the blood on the mucouo surfaces of tha system. We will Rive One Hundred Dollars for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Medicine. Cir-culars free. All DruRglstB. 76c. F. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo, O. :iJtJtiike.mit.f jAtm.mlimim. o'. .; .... ';! oid I'rt.t'.iM'H."' ; "D. SWIFT dt CO." ore being quickly boutrlit by Maniuajturera. ! Send a modei or skel'ihe nrd description i of your invention ior frT.E.E SEARC-- and report on patentability. We fret ..pat- - f J opt r rtn fne. 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E Straup Office Hours: 9 a. m. to 10 a. m. 1 p. m. to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 Evenings Phone No. 4 DR. CHAS. E. BOLEQUEST DENTIST Princess Theatre Building Bingham, Utah. and I told a snappy joke to my part-ner. They criticised it. Well, what about the smutty ones they told when they went home. Nice, ain't it. Lots of difference between snap and smut noon that two business men of Bing-ham engaged in a fistic encounter in the store of one of them. One is a candy dealer, the other a coal man. The coal man, it is reported, sold the candy man ten ton of coai. The man had it weighed and there was only eight ton and a bill for ten ton. The coal man came in. He was' asked to make up the shortage, would not, so started to take the coal back. Part of the bill had been paid and he asked for his money back. Turning around to wait on a customer the coaler picked up a candy Jar and hit him in the left forehead with it. The candier took a stick and raised h all over the coaler. It has come to court, so say the wise ones. Who knows. Business is business. (Editor's Note The above story is as it came to us. We mention no names in the matter. And as to the facts we know not, but as the gossip goes we write. C. W. C. stands re-sponsible for having written it.) Several compliments were heard for this paper on Its last week's eight page edition but the advertising has not materially increased this week. The farmers say, well, if I lived in a mining camp I'd advertise, but down here its no good but in a camp where everybody lives so close to his neigh-bor that he seems like a twin brother it certainly would pay to advertise. We are informed that we misin-formed the public thru our columns last week concerning what a promi- nent citizen said reEardins the am- - i I notice that Bingham is infected with the same germ disease that in-fects every other community in re-gards to picture shows. Did you ever have the pleasure of attending a show without someone reading the titles out loud. It not a, pity, it's a pure, unadulterated crime.' One clerk in town reads only the Wise and Otherwise in the Bulletin. It never comes out without some criti-cism from her. Why not get Masters to let you write them, dearie? Also this is the first time in the history of the Wise and Otherwise column ' in this paper that she has ever been mentioned. Can that be the reason for her .bawling us out as she does? There is a young couple in J3ingham above reproach. They are very nice people. The only thing we have no-ticed that whenever they attend a pic-ture show, there is usually a big tall man sitting directly In front of the girl. The result is that she must necessarily lean towards her beloved dan so as not to lose her balance she must tightly clasp his hands. LaRt Sunday night there was a little girl in front of her, but the habit has been formed, and not that we don't agree, but you know habits once formed usually stick. We hope that next Sun-day night the big tall man will re-sume the same old stand. Ain't it funny how the world roll3 round? Politics is like love in some re-spects. You never can tell. Did you ever write or tell a story, especially a funny one, and then have some girl in the crowd either ask what's the joke or pertly tell you that she hit her dad in the eye for telling her that when she was three years old. It's disgusting, to say the least. Maybe someone else might appr-eciate it. Ah, shut up. One young lady asked the writer two questions the other day. They were, first, "When is the last day to wear a straw hat?" Well, the writer knowest not; he has never been enough ahead to be able to afford one and therefore knoweth not. Second. ount of taxes Bingham pays. He states that he said seventy-tw- o per cent of the Jordan school taxes and caused him X.o say seventy-tw- o per cent of th total county taxes outside of Salt Lake City. Since printers and news-paper men are not angles, nor likely to be, we may be excused. If e Treasurer Kelly is so good in digging up old accounts of Mayor Bock's per-haps he would be a good man to put in charge of a special audit of the old Citizens bank accounts. We would like to have an investigation on this affair, as to who is and to who was not to blame for the breaking of the old Bingham institution. Some people in Bingham are making political capital out of ths question and It Is only fair to have an investigation. For the information of a few of those crooks who have made bold to state that the Merchants bank of Salt Lake City was not defunct when it was closed, the citation made ,in de-fense of this statement is that the bank has paid off about 95c on the dollar and also' paid $100,000 attor-ney's fees. These gentlemen may be glad to learn that about $350,000 of this hard cash was forced from the directors in assessments, etc. If these gentlemen can see what the bank would have been without this $.350,000 perhaps they will get some idea of how near defunct it really was, re-gardless of politics. (Wise andOtharwise (By C. W. C.) The editor of this column would appreciate if some of the ladies and gentlemen who are yjrever criticising this column would come in the office some time and write up a few them-selves. The editor takes the blame for everything that goes in this dope sheet; although sometimes someone slips in something which he knows nothing about, such as waa the case last week. Usually the custom in news rending if the shoe fits why put It on and wear it. But don't get the idea that you are the only people who wear the same size shoe. Try and bear this in mind and when you read anything give the writer the benefit of the doubt, he's not a Sherlock Holmes, and not knowing everything in town may perhaps sometime write something that's not meant as a slam at you. Smile! 'Cheer up! Don't be the chief mourner! Be a sport! The man hunter special arrived, as per schedule. Greetings, fair ones, greetings. d;nH351 C. W. C. leaves Wednesday night so he's not particular as to what hap-pens when the W. and O. column is read. We suggest that Brother Luck look over the ground that he is standing on before he tries to attack anyone upon the principles of their align-ments in the campaign here hi Bing-ham this fall. For the benefit 'of those who are uninformed D. S. means Duck Si.ster. , Was in the show here one night, some married folks were behind me "What is a chocolate cake?" Well, a cake is a cake, and chocolate is choc-olate, methinks that a conglomeration or the two and a little sugar would make a chocolate cake. Damped if I knoweth. Anyone wishing a nice quiet place to die and be buried in might ask their relatives to try Bingham. The following jokes were handed to C. W. C. last Tuesday by a very popular drug clerk with the request that they be published without any names being mentioned. The follow-ing were clipped from the Druggist's Magazine. Ask R., she knows. "Hello," said Brown to Jones, "Haven't seen you in a long time. What are you doing now." "Oh! I've got a swell job," said Jones;1 "I'm working In a wholesale drug house. I'm the taster. I sample all the stuff that comes in.V "Does it pay well?" asked Brown. "Sure," says Jones; "I get $50 a week and two weeks vacation." Well," said Brown, "what do you d'o when a big consignment of castor oil conies in?" "Well, it in after that that I get my vacation." Exchange. And again. Teacher "What is an oyster?" Willie "A fish built like a nut." It came io pass last Tuesday after- - WONDERFUL SAYS MRS. . KJUD Was So Run Down at Time She Couldn't Walk Gains Twenty Pounds by Taking Tanlac. "I have, not only gained twenty pounds by taking Tanlac but it has rid me of the nervous indigestion which made my life miserable for three years," said Mrs. Mattle Kirk-lan-of 2547 Benton Boulevard, Kan-sas City, Mo. "During those three years," she continued, "everything I ate disagreed with mo and I suffered for hours after every meal with gas on my stom-ach. My head ached all the time and I would often get so nervous and dizzy that I would have to lie down. I lost weight until I got down to only one hundred and ten pounds and my housework was simply a burden to me. I was so run down and weak I could not walk at times and while I tried almost everything heard of, nothing did me any good. "I read so many testimonials for Tanlac from our own Kansas City people that I decided to try it and the very first bottle improved me wonderfully. I have now taken seven bottles and I eat anything I want without the least trouble afterwards. My appetite is splendid and my nerves are so calm I sleep like a child every night. In fact I feel as strong and well as I did before my troubles started three years ago. I am glad to make this statement for Tanlac, for If I hadn't seen similar state-ment from others I probably would still be a sick, miserable woman." Tanlac is sold in Bingham by W. H. Woodring, and by the leading druggist in every city. PROGRESSIVE LEADER. Progressive in legislation, firm in war and Industrial 'crises, Governor Cox has made good to the people of Ohio as he stands ready to make good to the people of the United States. WOMEN IN CIVIL SERVICE. The Democratic platform calls for a reclassification of the federal civil ser-vice that will eliminate discrimination on the ground of sex and give women equal opportunity with the men to compete for the posts. |