| Show COLLEGE Subscriber Why is my paper al always always always al- al ways so damp Editor B Because ause there there there-there there is is' so much due on it Ex We are pleased to receive the Argo a new exchange which comes fr from n Rutgers College Preparatory School a aThe aa a The third Annual Intercollegiate Debate Debate Debate De De- bate between the University of Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Pennsyl Pennsyl- j vania and Cornell will take place at I Ithaca on Feb The Hon Levi P. P Morton will probably act as chairman chairman chairman chair chair- j man and every effort is being put forth j to make the affair a brilliant success Prof What is civilization l Bright Junior Why Adam and Eve 1 got us in a bad fix and civilization is a struggle to get out ot of it University University j Courant Portland University Negotiations are in progress for a a. dual track meet between Illinois and Chicago this spring Miss Helen Gould has sent a check 1 for to Vassar College to found a scholarship in memory emory of her mother J JA A university under government control control control con con- is to be established at Tien- Tien Tien T sein China It will ill have a competent corps of foreign professors The professors The Maroon University l of oj Chicago The greater part of last years year's University University Uni Uni- of Pennsylvania's baseball team has been debarred from playing this year on on account of having vi violated the r rules les i in rega regard d to playing on summer nines nInes A A. London Loudon journal recently offered prizes for the best eight word po poems ms Among some of those received by thee the the- e editor are are the following ollow ng which we copy copy from the A g t JI HIS DESTINATION L t I Hunter bear U it Struggling pair J Man inferior f Gone interior f 1 ii F VERY NATURAL TOO l Jl Boating excursion excursion immersion t lie Ie Sudden immersion f Rescue effected r y Wedding g expected 1 1 rrt rr H SAD tATE FATE J F Li I hi IV IV 4 Forest glen f u d j Lions Lion's den J t f. Savage tones I at l mato Rags bones it HIS REMEDY t t i i r x y Noble earl f Lost bets f i J i Muni an girl Title gets Jj A GOOD SUGGESTION j I 1 r il H New woman I Old man f ld Made o one e j j r L t r r 11 a x If 1 Best plan 1 1 t l H p INVERTED t I. I Girl bicycle j Road icicle d Slip whirl i f 1 Bicycle Bicycle girl r f il She had d a lovely neck 1 And every body said said said- r Ii c Who ho indeed might doubt it J. j That that's what turned her head t |