Show HOME HAPPENINGS The cold December days have come The saddest of the year Oer O'er his shorn locks the football man Silently sheds a tearo tear o Professor Kerr of Logan spent a afew afew ai i few minutes wi with th us last Friday afternoon We are always pleased to note im im- Automatic latches have been put on doors Say I When you leave the CHRONICLE office please shut the door I Dont Don't slam it shut it but I f IThe The Association gives a grand holiday ball in Christensen's Hall Friday evening Dec 28 Professor in Geometry Class r II Why are these triangles equal t Student They are equal by f First Athlete Didn't you see the grit on the faces of the football men Second Athlete Yes but water took it off We heartily recommend the Scandinavian Scandinavian Scandinavian vian Merca Mercantile tile Company at 17 and 19 East First South as a good place to get clothing If you need a pair of good durable school shoes go to Spencer Lynch Main Street and you will find that they can suit you Professor How old was the little girl Miss S S I I should judge about ninety years old One of our students played football contrary to his fathers father's wish received injuries and had to tell his father he had a scrap with an Olio editor We have received an engraving of Sir Bartimus Bart F. F R. R S. S Mascot of Lake Forest University and acknowledge acknowledge acknowledge ac ac- knowledge receipt of same wi with th many thanks to the Stentor Mi Miss s D D dropped in on us last week We were eating our lunches Well well I she said in great astonishment astonishment astonishment aston aston- and do editors really eat Yes Miss D D now and then we do doget doget doget get time tine to eat In stating that Lynn should be exiled to the H High gh School chool we made a very gross error Circumstances were were such that he could not prevent having High School colors in his possession No Nomore Nomore Nomore more loyal University of Utah student attended the rec recent ent Water Waterloo oo Prof Marshall last week delivered two lectures on United States History He will deliver two more this week Come come com boys be more regular in attending Glee Club practices Itis It Itis Itis is whispered about that those absent from practices will be fined a dollar for each absence The A. A A. A Executive Committee met last Friday and after ordering several bills to be paid decided to give a ball some time before the Christmas holidays A committee of twelve was appointed to make all arrangements A committee of three was appointed to see about arranging for a gymnasium the committee being Prof Cummings Miss Davis and Mr Reynolds The Delta Phi met last last- Monday evening as usual The debate Resolved Resolved Resolved Re solved that the Pullman strike was justifiable was won by the affirmative B. B Howell and Poulson Willey and White defended the the then n negative On the the whole the thed debate d bate was very good and so close that the judges judges- so it is said had to toss up coins to determine who won The rhe second num number r on the program program was a debate Resolved that modern football footballs football's is s more brutalizing than edu edu- cating It was was a very int interesting resting affair and some of of the arguments en ts offered were certainly the thoughts resulting from great brains A vote of the house was taken and the result favored the negative Next Monday the Delta Phi holds its triennial election of officers At the Zeta Gamma last Thursday night the question Resoled that the United States Army should be in increased increased increased in- in creased was deba debated ted by West and Burton affirmative Crosby Croby and Mitchell negative The affirmative affirmative affirmative tive won The program ended with a very exquisitely exquisitely exquisitely ex ex- rendered song by Mr Caldwell The Alpha is a new society of University students and judging from the manner in which it has started we predict for it a long and prosperous career Miss Katherne Parsons is the First President Miss Evelyn Rideout Vice-President Vice and Mr I. I E. E Willey Secretary The first meeting was held last Friday November 23 at the home of Miss Rideout N Next ext Wednesday the Edina Society will render the following program Is novel reading beneficial or injurious To be answered by Miss Tripp RecitatIOn Recitation Recitation Reci Reci- tation Miss Brown song Miss Adams Sketch of Life and Works of Walter V Scott by Miss Ekman Lieutenant Wright of Fort Douglas paid us a visit last Wednesday He complimented our football team and its excellent work on Thanksgiving day Dr Howard an alumni and former professor was among our last Wednesdays Wednesday's Wednesdays Wednesday's Wednesdays Wednesday's Wednes Wednes- days day's visitors tors |