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Show Some Good Old Bachelo rs Were Left Out Last Week Mditor Press-Bulletin: In your IsBue of last week 1 notice Quite a lengthy article eulogizing several sev-eral of our prominent young iuii an eligible to be lead to the matrimonial halter. iBut why leave out the cream? Why use all skimmed milk? Now there is John Hocking, Fred Reuther, John Rino, J. E. Wilson, Jay Mitchell, George Warner and last but not least, myself. Now, girls, John Hocking is a man we might say the town of Bingham was named after.. For years Mr. Hocking has been trying to dicker with Sears-Roebuck and Montgomery Word for a wife, but without success. For a girl who likes liingham and would like to make this her future home, she could do no better than lay her trap for John, for people will come and people will go, but John will remain re-main with us forever. And while Bpeaking of "Johns" there is John Rino, proprietor of the "Damflno" pool room. While John came very near getting married In Ogden last month, there is still some chance of the right Bingham girl landing land-ing this prize. Girls, don't overlook Fred Reuther. While vFred may seem a little distant and bashful to many, he has a heart In him as warm and as big as the shop on the hill of which he is foreman. We might also mention that Fred has shaved off his mustache. i Wow Jay Mitchell and J. E. Wilson are presumedly confirmed bachelors, but as nothing Is worth- having that is not worth fighting for, we believe if the right girls would put' up the right kind of a fight they would be able to deliver the knock-out blow. George Warner would make any girl a,, good husband, for George cau love any girl and is always in a receptive mood. You can make no mistake in selecting him. Owing to the lack of time and paper I will have to refrain from mentioning mention-ing my own good qualities. lAnyway self praise is half scandal. But if us : single men are to be sacrificed at the altar let us all die together. .Much obliged, 1 "A Prospect,"' |