Show L Home Hits t Miss Shipp was on the sick list last week The Delta Phi const constitution was suspended sus sus- from from the gas jet 1 No degrees will be gran granted ted by the I University at the close of this year yean Would that we had a Bulwer Litton to write The last of the university captains at IIi Johnnie Do all angels have wings Miss l Sophomore No not always T T. T O. O Angel has a wheel The Freshman class in Trigonometry have adopted the following appropriate motto motto motto- What motto What fools we mortals be r Earls is contemplating the time when we shall take the honors a away way from the Oxford boys in a manly rowing contest on the Jordan I 6 Member of the University Club after t the lecture If Mr Kingsbury is a 0 advocate he should never lecture the horrors of on drinking water tbs We learn that the Salt Lake City x High School wishes to unite with the University of Utah Negotiation will no doubt be opened between the two l j Wallace is becoming a philanthropist y y He has kindly imparted the following bit of important advice to the sporting r world world all all all men about to purchase a ak k bicycle will do well to buy a cushioned t- t chair on wheels beforehand We have trusts and combines and unions and railroad monopolies es in pi plenty en ty but they all fade into insignificance cance before the gigantic matrimonial combine now established in our very midst For the particulars particulars' of this matrimonial bubble see that silly couple in the halls any time A committee of fourteen was selected to make all arrangements for the Filed Day exercises and the committee appointed last year to draft a new constitution constitution constitution reported and the constitution tion submitted was adopted with one slight modification Delinquent f subscribers will confer a favor by set settling ling up as soon as possible The end of of the year is approaching and our bills are re due If you have forgotten forgotten forgotten for for- gotten whether 3 your our subscription is paid or not call on n the business man man-iger h he can tell you Albert Horne Home one of our old students students students stu stu- dents has during the week returned from the New York College of Pharmacy Pharmacy Pharmacy Phar Phar- macy with his P. P H. H G. G He has upheld Utah's standard in the Eastern colleges graduating with the honors of his class i Editor R to R to Professor of English Have you anything for this this' weeks week's CHRON CHRONICLE ICLE Prof M M Well yes yes yes-er er here is is' is something but but but-but but taking up a manuscript manuscript manuscript manu manu- script this is good enough to be published published published pub pub- j in n a serious serious magazine Exit Editor R R The Field Day committee consists of Mr F. F W. W Reynolds chairman the Misses Edna Hyde Dorothy Bowman Julia Farnsworth Ida Whipple Luta Van Lillie J Janes nes Ida Bates and Theo Thea W. W D. D Riter D. D W. W Moffatt L. L E. E Young W. W S. S Wallace and H. H L. L Nelson A report will probably probably ably ably be ready for the students before the latter part of the week The cannon will be returned to the Fort and the rifles and all equipments that have been heen used by the Battalion will be turned over to the Territorial militia at the end of this year v On the Misses Meeks and Manly went the rounds of the University as the escorts of Victor Lollin and Mr Lang the aspiring arch archaeologist lately back from Southern Utah where he has been exploring the remains of the cliff dwellers Professor Whitings Whiting's ti ng's party made a trip to th the hills in in the vicinity of Sugar House on the Several specimens new to the Professor were brought in and altogether the trip was successful and pleasant no danger being incurred by anything ing except the scalp of Mr Borgquist who carried the Professors Professor's Professors Professor's Professors Professor's Pro Pro- fessor's II can can From appearances the girls are losing losing losing los los- ing enthusiasm and do not seem seem inclIned inclined inclined in in- to attend Edina as was shown on Monday last when it was necessary to adjourn without holding meeting Surely the ladies of the University possess the qualification of hav having ng one of the most progressive societies in the Institution F. F E. E Eliason has been absent from the University during the pas past week having made with his brother the celebrated artist of legerdemain and of Dr Weights Weight's spiritualistic fake tour of the territory and Western Colorado The Eliason brothers have made a complete success and come back to the city the recipients of their due credit The Field Day Club held a meeting at 12 1230 30 on the 11 tho The amount of work accomplished during the short space of half an hour was amazing considering considering considering consider consider- ing the spirit of filibustering that extends from the halls of the national even to our class rooms New officers were elected Mr t was chosen President Miss Holman Vice-President Vice Geneve Ellerbeck Secretary I and L. L E. E Ri Riter ter Treasurer 1 Prof F. F W. W Metcalf Su Superintendent perin t of the Deaf Mute School is now East visiting the various deaf mute schools for Jor the purpose of becoming acquainted with any improved methods of teaching they may have Last Saturday Mr F. F M. M Driggs a teacher in the school for the Deaf and an old student of f the U University left lef the city on an extended tour of the Pacific coast Mr Driggs wi will probably spend a week or ten days visiting the California School for the Deaf then run down to Los Angeles from there take a steamer up the coast to Portland and then home over the Oregon Short Line in time to attend the Alumni banquet banquet ban ban- and Field Day exercises The Delta Phi is maintaining its reputation in an manner as was shown on Monday night At about a large number of members and some visitors were seen slowly walking away from the society hall with an expression of II I I think its to bad dont don't you passing over their countenance It is a deep and mighty secret why there was no meeting held on the usual evening Of late the attendance has been unusually j large so so it was not the absen absence ce of a 1 quorum that caused the adjournment f The mystery is yet to be solved 1 Later We Weare are told that last night old oldport oldport oldport port was served to members Does this account for the large attendance or 01 was it because the members of Prof Kerrs Kerr's Trigonometry class clas were given an unusually unusually unusually un un- usually long lesson and met to condole |