Show 0 o WHEN WILLIE WAS A LITTLE BOY BOY- During this year of presidential election it is interesting to know something about the boyhood of the candidates Willie Villie Bryan when small was was wasa a very good boy but hut if on the witness st stand nd in an gation conducted like the Standard Oil case might admit that h he lie was in one watermelon steal but that the other fellow was not to blame And he lie might be induced to tell that the mo most t serious of his college pranks was the encouraging of a certain young young lady to run away fr front from m school to go riding with him And he lie might further admit that said damsel was discharged from school and that th the diplomacy of modest Willie Tillie Dryan Bryan coupled with the efforts of several older men enabled the fair lady to continue in her studies He might alight admit that she continued the rides and studied palmistry and matrimony under th the tutelage of said Willie Villie Bryan and that her name is now slow Mrs V 1 William illiam Bryan But what makes Bryan keep running for President after he lie has been turned down twice Doesn't he realize that all over th the country the people are going to vote for Taft and Debs especially in the womans woman's suffrage states because they can vote vot for Bryan any year Probably the only way to answer this is isto isto isto to get him to explain how he acquired the persistent ambition to become President How when h he was little Willie Villie in the old- old fashioned school house the teacher explained explained explained ex ex- to him hint how President Johnson had learned to read after he lie was twenty-one twenty and then became President and Abe Lincoln a crude splitter rail-splitter through persistent effort won Avon the position as the nations nation's Chief Executive How by the inspiring words of the unassuming teacher William Villiam J Jennings Bryan acquired an all ambition that he lie cannot get bet over J. J H. H S. S |