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Show A Telephone Quarrel. Don't be afraid of tho man who quarrels with you over tho telephone. Ho is the most harmless creature in tho world. Just hang up tho receiver, receiv-er, chase over to his ofllco, walk up to him and look fierce. Ho will beg your pardon a thousand times and hasten to assure you that ho did not mean it tho way you took it Tho fellow who fights over tho telephone tel-ephone is in the same class as tho dog who runs undor tho houso and barks. It is a case whoro distance lends nerve. At close distance ho will lick your hand. Look up his pedigree and you wnl find that ,ho is as docilo as i'&Srutes Snookd. Ho minds his wife liko a baby. Tho next time he calls you kip tell him to go and play with his Mocks. Then go over and givo him U rattle box. Ogden Examiner. |