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Show Brief And Breezy, K, Tbe burglar , who Btola a' r$dlioV K store from tho' Hobokoa police HI station la capable of greater floods. Bff Men who can handlo euoh bot I K' pro)oaltiouB are scarce. m H The theatrical wtr Is over, and wo K suppose tho work of giving It to tbe H patrons in the peck, wili be promptly H resumed. jH Bone one asks why tbe football Hj season Ib bo ebort. Beoanee we suppose H they tnn oat of material by Thanka- giving. m If Nelson W." wants to oome II bsok and stand by the rubber indsetry, II ia tbe Senate, he oan.. Rhode Island is unconverted. I If Oongrees pulo through all tbe I work Mr. Tatt la outting out, tbe I . journeyman legislators will havo to a labor long beyond union houia. Ao long as tho airships are 87, GOO nplooo, we will havo to abandon tho idea of giving them around as Christians Christ-ians presents. By tho way, tho Hon. William Jenniuge Btyau also appears to bo taking tbe eileuoo cure. It is a dead euro vragor that General Miles hmm't 8 ant a letter of condolence to Oolonel Theodore IKoosovelt. "A Pennsylvania proaobor is to be tried on a oburgo of boresy. " Probably be denounced tbe orthodox Pennsylvania Republican methods at the polls. Woodrow Wilson eays ovory college man should know tbe biBtory of our country and its political history and be qualiilod for olvio service Wo move uu unamlmons oollegn vote. Robert E. Loo, formerly a block-smith block-smith has beeu elected to Congress from Pennsylvania. Having forged to tho front, ho ought' to bo able to hammer tbo opposition in fine style. Several minor scraps having boon liuhbsd, Messrs. Ballingor and Pin-ohot Pin-ohot ure stepping into tho ring again. Mr. Brynn is certainly correct when ho drawo n distinction between a promise and nn expectation, Tho biggest crop ever produoed, was harvested this year. That moans a bigger shipload of gold from Europe than ever, for we feed those peoplo to tbo extent of ono billion worth of food stuff per year. However, it ia entirely probable i tbo high oobc of living isn't one of ) those things that can't oomo back. .K The alleged doorcase in the high cost of living at last furnishes plonty I' of food for thought. I . Should Woodrow WilBon be eleatod 1 next president of tho United States, I and tbo political horoscope has some- 1 what of a cast in that direction, tbo ' 'mother of presidents, "Ah. will have H added the more to hor list. 9 There may be some doubt as to who M will be New York's next Souator, but iH there can be no possible doubt that il whoever ho may be, be will be an lm- provement on his ptedeoesaor. .'SU Senator Depew's latest and most 'St lugabrious joko ia that he is satis-K satis-K fled to be out of politics. ijm It wss a close squeak for control of '-M tbe Uult-ed States Senate. One more .- W trial and tbe agents of tbe trusts may 1 be driven forth. ' Mlstsk Jok Jobrislng, tde "bruUor who is a Doraoerat appears to have celebrated tbe polit)oal.lqtory with becoming modesty. Ho didn't rush out with his gasolino wagou nnd got nrroeted for speeding. That faithful slavey, Jacob Bits, is Johnnie on the spot with his on-llBtmont on-llBtmont in the Colonel's army of 1012. There doesn't seem to be any contest con-test between the Insurgents and stand patters as to which faotlon shall buy the wreath for the f moral. Tbe election is over and a man is not necessarily liar juit because ho happens to differ from you in bis political opinions. We entertain a good doal of doubt whether New England invented pumpkin pie. It is too different from wooden uutmees. It may occur to Gov. Harmon that it would have been a desirable nnd prudent arraugomont If be could have saved over some of that enormous plurality for uext time. Oougroaalonal philanthropists nre conaldoriug tho possibility of handling hand-ling tbo rules in tucb n way as to prevent rlek of tbo next Bpeakor boiog called a czar. A SbakeEpearu-Baooti controversy 1b gning It bot foot nud hot boadod in Euglaud. But it hns no relation, nor. comparison to tbo Bacon Kggs controversy that's heating up things in this country. Wo hope there Is nothing si To 111-oant 111-oant in tbo fact tuot it la from tbe "dry" districts that the loudest appeals for a parcels pout system uro heard. A Demooratlo Congress may be expected ex-pected to build a warm fire uodor Secretary Ballingor. What is tho matter with Oaunon, lie's bo silent? usks u contemporary. Throat choked with cubs words, wo reckon. "The postal bank, when?" neks tho Provideuoo Journal. Not nt oil "would bo desirublo, In tho opinion of the "Bunks." Tbo exponao uaoounts uf sovnrnl congressional candidates mako tbo enlarioa paid by tho government uoew oomparutively Insignificant. If all the leoturorB who lack positive proofs were dealt with us snvorJy as Or. Cook wus thoro would be more vaouut pjntforins. Mr. Koon of Indiana, will no douM find interest in being a member of that uugust body iu Wasbinaton, whoso presiding officer be onoo aapirod to be. It mBy bo a relief to King Manuel's mind to note that no one In Portugal appears to miss him vory muob. Sometimes the tariff expert displays bis greatest oxpertuess in uvoidlng discussion of tho subjeot. Football without the aid of an ambulunco is ono of tbo hopes on which modern eooiety has set its heart. Iowa, always roady for a hot time, sends a man by tho name of Peppor to Congress. It is easy to boo that reforming the football ruloB does not reform the praotioe. It was very fooliab of those Philadelphia Phil-adelphia girls to try shop lifting "just becauBO they wasted to be Btyl-lib," Btyl-lib," They Bbould have tried saugsjl-1 log. Lost Moaday morning tho pedoa' trlans on Main Street were surprised to see bis royal hlRbnfgg.Sunla Glaus, Issue forth from tbe Equltablo Store in n mlulaturo wigbu drawn by thipe "dears," who ran merrily down tho pavement psst the Sheep Store and thorn roturucd and put Santa In safe keeping until Christmas eve. We don't kuow why thero were but threo "dears" Instead of the mythical eight. |